I’m curious if the stories I hear about “ladies of the night” bothering drivers trying to sleep are true. Have you ever been disturbed? Are there spots that are notorious for it that you avoid?
Wildarmtins:
I’m curious if the stories I hear about “ladies of the night” bothering drivers trying to sleep are true. Have you ever been disturbed? Are there spots that are notorious for it that you avoid OR MAKE FOR ESPECIALLY
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Yeah I’d like to know these locations. Just so I can plan to avoid them naturally
A316 Northbound at Feltham/Hanworth by the dairy , and it aint ladies of the night there sailor 
Lol. Seriously though, I tend to avoid the laybys up by Middleton just outside of Tamworth. I’ve legit been woken up on more than one occasion by a parade of cars pulling up, and all sorts going through the gap in the hedge to do whatever it is they’re doing… usually groups of men unfortunatly 
Wildarmtins:
Lol. Seriously though, I tend to avoid the laybys up by Middleton just outside of Tamworth. I’ve legit been woken up on more than one occasion by a parade of cars pulling up, and all sorts going through the gap in the hedge to do whatever it is they’re doing… usually groups of men unfortunatly
See my post Above
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toonsy:
Yeah I’d like to know these locations. Just so I can plan to avoid them naturally
I’m with you toonsy, need to know times, dates and locations so I can err avoid
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etc
Specifically answering the post title…anywhere not in our yard 
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etc
Defo inclined to agree. Here and North Wales… but most of them are from Birmingham anyway
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etc
Was that act plate spinning? Knife throwing? Sausage hiding? 
And I’ve been in that place on the A5 in my more hedonistic days. Oddly enough it’s not the worst scrape I’ve ever found myself in
One I’d “avoid” is the road behind the petrol station at (from memory) Elksley on the A1 north of Newark. Thats supposed to be frequented by door knockers from Sheffield, and I dont mean the jehovah’s witness.
Also likely to be visited by diesel fairies.
toonsy:
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etcWas that act plate spinning? Knife throwing? Sausage hiding?
And I’ve been in that place on the A5 in my more hedonistic days. Oddly enough it’s not the worst scrape I’ve ever found myself in
Wow, what goes on in there? I’m just trying to imagine an average evening. Do you walk up to the bar naked or does everybody just randomly get up each other? What would happen if you couldn’t read English and thought it was just another hotel?
The lady appeared to be eating a meal from the driver’s lap. First she had a saveloy in her hand, then it looked like she was eating hot chips off his groin. Strange place to put food!
Wildarmtins:
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etcDefo inclined to agree. Here and North Wales… but most of them are from Birmingham anyway
North Wales! I’d never have thought that
Drempels:
Wildarmtins:
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etcDefo inclined to agree. Here and North Wales… but most of them are from Birmingham anyway
North Wales! I’d never have thought that
Mostly called Barrbrahh
Decoy bank north at donny.
Just shout"no thank you"and they go away.
blue estate:
Drempels:
Wildarmtins:
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etcDefo inclined to agree. Here and North Wales… but most of them are from Birmingham anyway
North Wales! I’d never have thought that
Mostly called Barrbrahh
Wahey!
Drempels:
toonsy:
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etcWas that act plate spinning? Knife throwing? Sausage hiding?
And I’ve been in that place on the A5 in my more hedonistic days. Oddly enough it’s not the worst scrape I’ve ever found myself in
Wow, what goes on in there? I’m just trying to imagine an average evening. Do you walk up to the bar naked or does everybody just randomly get up each other? What would happen if you couldn’t read English and thought it was just another hotel?
The lady appeared to be eating a meal from the driver’s lap. First she had a saveloy in her hand, then it looked like she was eating hot chips off his groin. Strange place to put food!
Its a swingers bar so basically you just have a few drinks and see where it ends up. Strike up a convo and then off you go. In my case I rattled some dudes wife while he watched
toonsy:
Drempels:
toonsy:
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etcWas that act plate spinning? Knife throwing? Sausage hiding?
And I’ve been in that place on the A5 in my more hedonistic days. Oddly enough it’s not the worst scrape I’ve ever found myself in
Wow, what goes on in there? I’m just trying to imagine an average evening. Do you walk up to the bar naked or does everybody just randomly get up each other? What would happen if you couldn’t read English and thought it was just another hotel?
The lady appeared to be eating a meal from the driver’s lap. First she had a saveloy in her hand, then it looked like she was eating hot chips off his groin. Strange place to put food!
Its a swingers bar so basically you just have a few drinks and see where it ends up. Strike up a convo and then off you go. In my case I rattled some dudes wife while he watched
I see! Not my cuppa, I must say. But to each his own (or someone else’s in your case)
A57 at Newton on Trent, never would I park there again back door burglars everywhere and I don’t mean trailers