Avoid the last lay-by on the A3 before the M25 .
Avoid both lay-bys on the A43 by Sywell shooting range. Gentlemans meeting area and not in a macho, well met brother way 
Fuzrat:
Avoid both lay-bys on the A43 by Sywell shooting range. Gentlemans meeting area and not in a macho, well met brother way
Bit like the one on the A1079 then, my mate stopped for a ■■■■■ and a guy appeared out the bushes asking if he wanted him to hold it for him
Gualdahorce ind est where we are based (C.E.Tva) 0.15- 0.17 one of ‘our’ trailers in the background. Not that i have to stay there but it can be a nightmare with the senoritas banging ( 
) on the door at night for overnighters on the estate… 
AndrewG:
Gualdahorce ind est where we are based (C.E.Tva) 0.15- 0.17 one of ‘our’ trailers in the background. Not that i have to stay there but it can be a nightmare with the senoritas banging (
Last time I parked at Middlesbrough they were a bit more rougher, and definitely more errr…mature, than those girls.
The ‘Trees’ just before Plovdiv
Well organised: park in the top park & not be disturbed, park in the lower 'Knocking’ Park & whatever took your fancy
The layby next to the woods on the A25 near Westerham.
Has the full house of pleasures at all times of the day or night .
I saw a smart looking lass sitting in a car one afternoon who looked like she was reading a magazine as I went past the magazine was lowered to reveal a bare chest . She had a couple of visitors in the hour that I waited for a re-load .
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Hahaha I parked up occasionally in a big-ish layby on the A614 at the top of the hill past Market Weighton. Seen the flashing headlamps a few times and just ignored them but on one particular evening I’m sat with the curtains still open when a lass in a leather miniskirt and a see through top approaches. Next thing I know shes lifting the skirt up and shining a torch where the sun don’t usually shine. Thing was I’m bloody sure it was a bloke. I didn’t get close enough to find out for sure…
Lonewolf Yorks:
Hahaha I parked up occasionally in a big-ish layby on the A614 at the top of the hill past Market Weighton. Seen the flashing headlamps a few times and just ignored them but on one particular evening I’m sat with the curtains still open when a lass in a leather miniskirt and a see through top approaches. Next thing I know shes lifting the skirt up and shining a torch where the sun don’t usually shine. Thing was I’m bloody sure it was a bloke. I didn’t get close enough to find out for sure…
Same person as on the 1079 I’d say, and your correct he’s called big John other dodgy one is go from fridaythorpe to A64 roundabout and the last big layby was sausage fest… that actually got gated off and closed at night
yt03:
Lonewolf Yorks:
Hahaha I parked up occasionally in a big-ish layby on the A614 at the top of the hill past Market Weighton. Seen the flashing headlamps a few times and just ignored them but on one particular evening I’m sat with the curtains still open when a lass in a leather miniskirt and a see through top approaches. Next thing I know shes lifting the skirt up and shining a torch where the sun don’t usually shine. Thing was I’m bloody sure it was a bloke. I didn’t get close enough to find out for sure…Same person as on the 1079 I’d say, and your correct he’s called big John
Big John?! In a leather miniskirt This thread is a real eye-opener!
Drempels:
yt03:
Lonewolf Yorks:
Hahaha I parked up occasionally in a big-ish layby on the A614 at the top of the hill past Market Weighton. Seen the flashing headlamps a few times and just ignored them but on one particular evening I’m sat with the curtains still open when a lass in a leather miniskirt and a see through top approaches. Next thing I know shes lifting the skirt up and shining a torch where the sun don’t usually shine. Thing was I’m bloody sure it was a bloke. I didn’t get close enough to find out for sure…Same person as on the 1079 I’d say, and your correct he’s called big John
John
Big John?! In a leather miniskirt
Yeah he’s been kicking around years, it hangs between his knees apparently basically avoid anywhere in between York and Hull
yt03:
Drempels:
yt03:
Lonewolf Yorks:
Hahaha I parked up occasionally in a big-ish layby on the A614 at the top of the hill past Market Weighton. Seen the flashing headlamps a few times and just ignored them but on one particular evening I’m sat with the curtains still open when a lass in a leather miniskirt and a see through top approaches. Next thing I know shes lifting the skirt up and shining a torch where the sun don’t usually shine. Thing was I’m bloody sure it was a bloke. I didn’t get close enough to find out for sure…Same person as on the 1079 I’d say, and your correct he’s called big John
Big John?! In a leather miniskirt
Yeah he’s been kicking around years, it hangs between his knees apparently
Must admit, those bits of waste ground in Itie were a bit of an eye opener(no pun intended).
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etc
Used to be a guy who had a coach parked on the old wolvo truckstop charged £10 to get in,said it was a “gentlemans club” err "So I’m told lol " until the council got wise and closed the truckstop lol
Don’t remember the coach, was it there for long?
If I’m around York or Hull, I might have to start strapping the doors together again!
Daytrunker:
Drempels:
Is it my imagination, or is the midlands the most “open-minded” for want of a better phrase, part of the country? The old Wolverhampton truckstop was notorious for it, I’ve had a lady and gentleman drive beside me whilst she “performed an act” on him on the M42, then there’s the hotel place on the A5 near Lutterworth, etc etcUsed to be a guy who had a coach parked on the old wolvo truckstop charged £10 to get in,said it was a “gentlemans club” err "So I’m told lol " until the council got wise and closed the truckstop lol
A frecking tenner.
I would want my washing and ironing done for that.
yt03:
Lonewolf Yorks:
Hahaha I parked up occasionally in a big-ish layby on the A614 at the top of the hill past Market Weighton. Seen the flashing headlamps a few times and just ignored them but on one particular evening I’m sat with the curtains still open when a lass in a leather miniskirt and a see through top approaches. Next thing I know shes lifting the skirt up and shining a torch where the sun don’t usually shine. Thing was I’m bloody sure it was a bloke. I didn’t get close enough to find out for sure…Same person as on the 1079 I’d say, and your correct he’s called big John
That would be Dunnington.
I was driving a 7.5 tonner which started losing power on the aproach but managed to coast in to the layby before it finally gave up. Then came lots of cars with all kind of weirdos.
This was 20 years ago.
AndieHyde:
yt03:
Lonewolf Yorks:
Hahaha I parked up occasionally in a big-ish layby on the A614 at the top of the hill past Market Weighton. Seen the flashing headlamps a few times and just ignored them but on one particular evening I’m sat with the curtains still open when a lass in a leather miniskirt and a see through top approaches. Next thing I know shes lifting the skirt up and shining a torch where the sun don’t usually shine. Thing was I’m bloody sure it was a bloke. I didn’t get close enough to find out for sure…Same person as on the 1079 I’d say, and your correct he’s called big John
That would be Dunnington.
I was driving a 7.5 tonner which started losing power on the aproach but managed to coast in to the layby before it finally gave up. Then came lots of cars with all kind of weirdos.
This was 20 years ago.
Yeah that’s the village, say it got that bad it actually gets closed at night… was a nice burger van in there during the day though, not sure if it’s still there!
This thread is worthless without pictures, as proof, or a few lines of top enuendo, from The dipper. 