does anyone know how to say “the showers are free, why don’t you use them?” in czech? there are a pair of drivers here in the truck park and if you pay to park with your peage tag the showers and wifi is free but these two are sat near me and they are making me feel sick 
they are sat using the free wifi but could REALLY benefit from using the free showers I’d even donate some soap if thats why they don’t use them
welshboyinspain:
does anyone know how to say “the showers are free, why don’t you use them?” in czech? there are a pair of drivers here in the truck park and if you pay to park with your peage tag the showers and wifi is free but these two are sat near me and they are making me feel sick
were are you ?
sat in the restaurant of the truck etape secure parking in valenciennes
sprchy jsou zdarma
Try this, but if they kiss you or smack you in the lug, do not blame me 
i didn’t know google translate lets you listen to ho wits pronounced as well
Wheel Nut:
sprchy jsou zdarmaTry this, but if they kiss you or smack you in the lug, do not blame me
they are both bigger than me but if i smelled that bad i’d want to know wouldn’t you?
well here goes either won’t smell them cos they’ve showered or cos they’ve smacked me in the nose
welshboyinspain:
sat in the restaurant of the truck etape secure parking in valenciennes
e42 route bloodie hell what a zp hole what got a load for uk or what
spanishvan:
welshboyinspain:
sat in the restaurant of the truck etape secure parking in valenciennese42 route bloodie hell what a zp hole what got a load for uk or what
are you sure you’ve got the right one? brand new restaurant with free showers and free wifi open on weekends? the one with the AS24 outside?
its one of the nicest i’ve encountered in france its better than some routiers definitely better than barbezieux.
tipping near dortmund tomorrow morning, came this way from malaga as 150 euros cheaper in tolls than via barcelona and lyon and i went to paris yesterday for the rugby, left the truck here and went down on the bus dirt cheap about half the price of the train came back up this morning with slight hangover 
welshboyinspain:
tipping near dortmund tomorrow morning,
Whereabouts? I’ll be heading off towards Kassel at about 6am tomorrow.
welshboyinspain:
i didn’t know google translate lets you listen to ho wits pronounced as wellWheel Nut:
sprchy jsou zdarmaTry this, but if they kiss you or smack you in the lug, do not blame me
they are both bigger than me but if i smelled that bad i’d want to know wouldn’t you?
well here goes either won’t smell them cos they’ve showered or cos they’ve smacked me in the nose
so i pointed to the screen at the phrase and he looked at me and said “da” or something and turned back to his computer, maybe he thinks the smell is mine and that i need the shower 
welshboyinspain:
welshboyinspain:
i didn’t know google translate lets you listen to ho wits pronounced as wellWheel Nut:
sprchy jsou zdarmaTry this, but if they kiss you or smack you in the lug, do not blame me
they are both bigger than me but if i smelled that bad i’d want to know wouldn’t you?
well here goes either won’t smell them cos they’ve showered or cos they’ve smacked me in the noseso i pointed to the screen at the phrase and he looked at me and said “da” or something and turned back to his computer, maybe he thinks the smell is mine and that i need the shower
well be flying out to spain on 29th see how me villa is going on then see mother in law sunday return on 6th of april hangover every day the only thing they dont sell in bars is bitter cant find it anywhere any suggestion
as i used to deliver beer on the costa del sol i know pretty much every bar that has bitter on draught, you have a choice of John Smiths, Worthy, Caffreys, Tetley’s and even Old Speckled Hen.
maybe you’re just looking in the wrong places. where in spain are you going?
welshboyinspain:
as i used to deliver beer on the costa del sol i know pretty much every bar that has bitter on draught, you have a choice of John Smiths, Worthy, Caffreys, Tetley’s and even Old Speckled Hen.
maybe you’re just looking in the wrong places. where in spain are you going?
alecante
there’s a sister company to the one i worked for based near alicante and they supply all the beers i listed you just need to find the bars they supply, try looking for which bars advertise that they sell Estrella Galicia(not estrella damm or estrella levante) and also carling and stowford press cider, they should have the same bitters on draught.
try a local beer called amber which is made around alicante way somewhere they make amber in lager and brown beer which they don’t call bitter buts its the closest they do or ask for Mahou negra in a bottle, nice bitter like taste but over 5% alcohol so decent strength too
welshboyinspain:
does anyone know how to say “the showers are free, why don’t you use them?” in czech? there are a pair of drivers here in the truck park and if you pay to park with your peage tag the showers and wifi is free but these two are sat near me and they are making me feel sick
Is that French firm - Stardent with Czech trucks & drivers - yellow & blue & white livery megaline with megaspace? I saw your truck next to them 
I know that most drivers use showers of course everybody need good wash! I believe that may smelly came from the clothes cos hardly to see free laundry in motorway service stations? also lacks to access the hot water! drivers who work away from the home for weeks and some of them wash the clothes as soaks with cold water & soap then hanging up dry on wipers - no good to be clean cos trucks parking seem always smelly so clothes caught from smelly parking air! 
Betz:
[I know that most drivers use showers of course everybody need good wash! I believe that may smelly came from the clothes cos hardly to see free laundry in motorway service stations? also lacks to access the hot water! drivers who work away from the home for weeks and some of them wash the clothes as soaks with cold water & soap then hanging up dry on wipers - no good to be clean cos trucks parking seem always smelly so clothes caught from smelly parking air!
Haven’t seen a free laundry around but see plenty of laundries and if I really run out then a pair of boxers and a t-shirt from a petrol station shouldn’t put you in the poor house. And a €2 shower is way too much for many as well - see them all the time, washing their armpits in the sinks, like little badgers.
Use pants, t-shirts etc…as a wash cloth whilst in the shower. Kill 2 birds!
bigvern1:
Use pants, t-shirts etc…as a wash cloth whilst in the shower. Kill 2 birds!
Or better still, just dont bother wearing any at all !!! 
Problem solved!
andy187:
Google translate?
Should be rather something like:
“sprchy jsou zdarma, proÄ je NE použÃváte?”
This is brilliant example why google translate is useless when comes to Slavic languages. You just said “Showers are free, why you using them” like in “how dare you use free showers!”
spanishvan:
welshboyinspain:
as i used to deliver beer on the costa del sol i know pretty much every bar that has bitter on draught, you have a choice of John Smiths, Worthy, Caffreys, Tetley’s and even Old Speckled Hen.
maybe you’re just looking in the wrong places. where in spain are you going?alecante
Is that a joke?