We’ve got a fair few Bloaters on here, surely someone’s been on Ops in a RDC with him.
I feel sorry for him really.
Being outed as driving for Jewsons, I bet he’s practising a hangmans noose right now.
A true SAS guy would be handy in a RDC where they wouldn’t let drivers use the toilets… “Fire in the hole - now nobody is using the toilets…”… 
Stun grenades in the goods in offices, DVSA roadside officers ‘red dotted’, low bridges taken out with anti tank guns… just think of all the jolly yarns and japes to keep you entertained for hours 
I never remember seeing him when I was in the SAS.
Perhaps he can’t blow his cover and this is to keep safe.
i worked with swede at flintstones < funstons > the stories were amazing…o deary me 
drhs:
i worked with swede at flintstones < funstons > the stories were amazing…o deary me
I met him once on the quayside both of us had luckily JUST missed The Herald the night it went down…but I never talk about it 
At least the article doesn’t humiliate him by showing him in his Jewson uniform…
robroy:
drhs:
i worked with swede at flintstones < funstons > the stories were amazing…o deary meI met him once on the quayside both of us had luckily JUST missed The Herald the night it went down…but I never talk about it
quailty…
He was behind me when we stormed the Iranian embassy.
I used to work in a builders merchant (after being honourably discharged from the SAS) the amount of ■■■■■■■■■■ that came in for a laugh I bet hes getting absolutely destroyed on the counter as we speak.
LIBERTY_GUY:
Stun grenades in the goods in office
I think they’re already using the modern equivalent of stun grenades in GI waiting rooms … They’re know as ■■■■■, usually someone drops an horrendous silent one after a night on the beer/curry, leaving averyones eyes watering & then running for the door for fresh air, which usually prompts the familiar cry from the clerk of “you can’t sit in your wagon drive, you have to wait in here, elf & safety you know”
Funnily enough I constantly impress my SAS mates with how I used to drive for Jewsons.
Any real ex SAS would of been with me in my erm squad when we were deployed to Mars in a chinook helicopter to take on those we must not talk of.
As an agency driver I rely on the skills I learnt in the SAS to be able to cope with the ever changing situations from job to job. I can only assume that the crap agency drivers are ex-para or even worse, RAF Regiment…
I’m still in the SAS but through an agency,mostly do weekend because it’s double time and the employed SAS guys don’t like working weekends.
Dipper_Dave:
Funnily enough I constantly impress my SAS mates with how I used to drive for Jewsons.
Winner
robroy:
drhs:
i worked with swede at flintstones < funstons > the stories were amazing…o deary meI met him once on the quayside both of us had luckily JUST missed The Herald the night it went down…but I never talk about it
As somebody once said to me about these fantasists, why is it always SAS, Para’s or Marines why do they never pretend they were in the Catering or logistics corp.
xichrisxi:
I’m still in the SAS but through an agency,mostly do weekend because it’s double time and the employed SAS guys don’t like working weekends.
Ahh, So that’s what SAS stands for, … Saturdays and Sundays Regt.