muckles:
As somebody once said to me about these fantasists, why is it always SAS, Para’s or Marines why do they never pretend they were in the Catering or logistics corp.
I was a civilian administrator for the RAF, by god do I have some tales of danger and heroism to tell!
supermatt:
I never remember seeing him when I was in the SAS.
Hmmmm
nvm
As long as we have an SAS, there will never be a driver shortage!
I remember Chris Ryan saying on the radio he was at a do and someone was claiming to be him.
I must admit I have a Stobart uniform at home and often dress in it, and photograph myself, I tell everybody I’m a Stobart elite driver, and my Mrs likes me to pretend I’m Mark Dixon at weekends as a turn on for her.
he would do well to avoid hereford for the foreseeable future as the real members of the regiment dont take too kindly too impersonators
scotstrucker:
he would do well to avoid hereford for the foreseeable future as the real members of the regiment dont take too kindly too impersonators
That’s right mate, we don’t 
robroy:
scotstrucker:
he would do well to avoid hereford for the foreseeable future as the real members of the regiment dont take too kindly too impersonatorsThat’s right mate, we don’t
he’s not too late too apply for selection tho as it normally starts about now.
Just heard that the Jewsons driver had a drop in Hereford today with 160ltr of exterior gloss paint.
They must be painting the Boat Shed a different colour again.
muckles:
As somebody once said to me about these fantasists, why is it always SAS, Para’s or Marines why do they never pretend they were in the Catering or logistics corp.
Whoever said that obviously never spent time in the Army, even those in the catering & logistic corps don’t freely admit it. I’ve never met anyone admitting being in the military police myself.
BillyHunt:
muckles:
As somebody once said to me about these fantasists, why is it always SAS, Para’s or Marines why do they never pretend they were in the Catering or logistics corp.Whoever said that obviously never spent time in the Army, even those in the catering & logistic corps don’t freely admit it. I’ve never met anyone admitting being in the military police myself.
Actually it was a serving member of the armed forces, commenting on yet another one of the guys being outed, but is was a very tongue in cheek comment. 
I don’t mind admitting I was a failed soldier,done 4 months in basic and bought myself out,people have said over the years just say you were in for 3 yrs,my reply was not a chance I have met quite a few hgv drivers who have had excellent careers in the army,it would not take them long to catch me out,i prefer to be honest and I am not ashamed about it either,this guy who works for jewsons is a prick
My son in law is a Royal Marine (very proud) they have to go through 32 weeks of training to earn the Green Beret and pass out. Not many who start the training make it to the end. Lots of these who don’t make it say they are ex marines.
robroy:
I must admit I have a Stobart uniform at home and often dress in it, and photograph myself, I tell everybody I’m a Stobart elite driver, and my Mrs likes me to pretend I’m Mark Dixon at weekends as a turn on for her.
I’m Mark Dixon!
No I’m Mark Dixon
mrginge:
He was behind me when we stormed the Iranian embassy.
I must have been behind you as well then,because he was in front of me…well I think it was him,once you’ve got the black gear on,then we all look the same… 
According to the boys book of drivers ■■■■■■■■ there were 7346 sas operatives in that embassy
Mark Dixon? Pfft.
The Beaver gets more womens underwear thrown at him in one night, than Dixon’s had in a lifetime.
(Mrs B likes to hurl the washing basket in my direction. Mumbles something about ’ being a [zb]ing slave ').
I once fought my way out of a kfc in east London armed only with a spork and a coleslaw tub lid. Book coming out soon
