the maoster:
I actually get embarrassed when I witness behaviour like that ^^^^^^^^^. Just like when you see two vehicle in the same livery competing in an elephant race for miles! Makes me cringe tbh.
+1
Popcorn,popcorn…come and get yer popcorn.
happysack:
■■■■■■■■. You are a tool.
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Woah! Nice comeback, did you think of that all by yourself? like I said pure laziness.
i wonder what you perfect p c people do before you give your misses one.(spray her in dettol maybe).
BillyHunt:
Just because it’s seen as acceptable on the continent doesn’t mean it’s ok here, I’ve seen the locals have a dump in the street when in Belize, doesn’t mean it’s ok for me to have one on the forecourt at weatherby services does it. No matter how some try to justify it pishing on your, or anyone’s, wheels is disgusting, It’s just sheer laziness & nothing less so don’t try & dress it up as anything else. They don’t even bother with the basics of cleanliness, washing hands, and don’t tell me they use wipes when back in the cab, if they cannot be arsed to go to the toilet what’s the chances of them being clean anywhere else.Their food must taste great.
id be more concerned about personal hygine if i pished out of the sides of my ■■■■.
i started pishing on my wheels when they stopped putting that wee bag of salt into your crisps… 
BillyHunt:
happysack:
■■■■■■■■. You are a tool.
Woah! Nice comeback, did you think of that all by yourself? like I said pure laziness.
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Oh sorry Billy Tool. You wanted a longer answer. A couple of weeks ago I was loading out of a place called Cairnhead. Approximately 16 miles from the town of Kirkconnel.
No public toilets on that road, nor in Kirkconnel. For that matter there are also no toilets on the route from Kirkconnel over to the M74. So the first toilets I would pass would be at Abington services another twenty miles away. Right just for you I’ll do the maths. 20+16=36. On a round trip that would be 36×2=72. So just one example of more than 15 miles without a toilet.
What would you do? Relieve yourself behind a tree or, like Lucy, in a rabbit hole, or cause yourself discomfort by holding it all in for a few hours. A few hours of very bumpy roads.
I refer to my earlier statement - ■■■■■■■■, you are a tool. [emoji90] [emoji110] [emoji97]
xamtex:
couple of weeks back i was in michaelwood services and a uk mail decker pulls in and the driver jumps out goes to the back of his trailer and ■■■■■■ up the wheel 100 yards from the toilets.
yesterday afternoon i was in there again,as i was leaving i noticed a white scania,R&R Transport on the feul pumps…hes standing there and while his tank is filling he is emptying his up the side of the tank…bold as brass holding his knob in his hand in full veiw of anyone walking or driving by.hes walked within 20 feet of the toilet and will do again when he goes to pay?
WHY■■?
Man do like that 
xamtex:
couple of weeks back i was in michaelwood services and a uk mail decker pulls in and the driver jumps out goes to the back of his trailer and ■■■■■■ up the wheel 100 yards from the toilets.
yesterday afternoon i was in there again,as i was leaving i noticed a white scania,R&R Transport on the feul pumps…hes standing there and while his tank is filling he is emptying his up the side of the tank…bold as brass holding his knob in his hand in full veiw of anyone walking or driving by.hes walked within 20 feet of the toilet and will do again when he goes to pay?
WHY■■?
He probably knew the state of the ‘facillities’. Anyway, at its not worth the walk just for a ■■■■. Now if he squatted down and started crimping off a length… 
alcraw62:
It could be worse; just take a look at this classy French lady…
Oh my, now shes got bottle. Never wiped her arse though, bet her knicks were crusty when she got home? 
I like how she cant resist having a look at the result before she goes round the corner.
alcraw62:
It could be worse; just take a look at this classy French lady…
must be aldi,she had to unload herself.
PMSL !!! No key required.
happysack:
BillyHunt:
happysack:
■■■■■■■■. You are a tool.Woah! Nice comeback, did you think of that all by yourself? like I said pure laziness.
Oh sorry Billy Tool. You wanted a longer answer. A couple of weeks ago I was loading out of a place called Cairnhead. Approximately 16 miles from the town of Kirkconnel.
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No public toilets on that road, nor in Kirkconnel. For that matter there are also no toilets on the route from Kirkconnel over to the M74. So the first toilets I would pass would be at Abington services another twenty miles away. Right just for you I’ll do the maths. 20+16=36. On a round trip that would be 36×2=72. So just one example of more than 15 miles without a toilet.
What would you do? Relieve yourself behind a tree or, like Lucy, in a rabbit hole, or cause yourself discomfort by holding it all in for a few hours. A few hours of very bumpy roads.
I refer to my earlier statement - ■■■■■■■■, you are a tool. [emoji90] [emoji110] [emoji97]
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LOL Billy you need to get off the motorways and into the real world A75 98 miles two toilets no matter how good your maths, that ain’t one every 15 miles
mazzer:
happysack:
BillyHunt:
happysack:
■■■■■■■■. You are a tool.Woah! Nice comeback, did you think of that all by yourself? like I said pure laziness.
Oh sorry Billy Tool. You wanted a longer answer. A couple of weeks ago I was loading out of a place called Cairnhead. Approximately 16 miles from the town of Kirkconnel.
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No public toilets on that road, nor in Kirkconnel. For that matter there are also no toilets on the route from Kirkconnel over to the M74. So the first toilets I would pass would be at Abington services another twenty miles away. Right just for you I’ll do the maths. 20+16=36. On a round trip that would be 36×2=72. So just one example of more than 15 miles without a toilet.
What would you do? Relieve yourself behind a tree or, like Lucy, in a rabbit hole, or cause yourself discomfort by holding it all in for a few hours. A few hours of very bumpy roads.
I refer to my earlier statement - ■■■■■■■■, you are a tool. [emoji90] [emoji110] [emoji97]
LOL Billy you need to get off the motorways and into the real world A75 98 miles two toilets no matter how good your maths, that ain’t one every 15 miles
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You have to love this forum, a place where everything you write is taken literally. I don’t want to get into a pishing contest, see what I’ve done there?, but if I know im going somewhere where there are no toilets I’d make sure I’d regulate my fluid intake, a bit like when I was on nights, I wouldn’t drink after midnight as I’d be up a couple of times when I’d rather be sleeping. As for the cases brought up, surely you could go at Abington services which cuts the run in half, I’d use the place as a matter of course but hey ho. As for the A75 well that’s in Scottish land isn’t it? Nuff said.
Any chance when this is done I can get my hook back? 
scanny77:
I stopped monkton services last year and some cheeky bugger decided to use my trailer to cover him while he had a pee on the forecourt. I spotted him when I got in my cab so I swiftly fired her up and left him in full view of everyone and the cars were queueing to get on pumps so he had quite an audience
LOL
enginehead:
BillyHunt:
happysack:
I nearly always go out doors. Number one and two. Lot nicer than using a stinking cesspit public lavatory. And in case you are interested Mr Hunt, I understand the basics of cleanliness. And my food tastes divine.They might well be stinking cesspit public lavatories in your neck of the woods but all the English MSA’s & truckstops I frequent are clean, smell nice, have sinks with soap. Have you ever thought that the people who run those places might think " what’s the point of cleaning the toilets, they just use the parking area anyway"
I suppose you just get used to your meals having that aftertaste of human waste, but I think I will give it a miss.if yer burstin,yer burstin,as you get older its hard to hold back even for a ten yard walk.it amazes me the people who go on about wash your hands after everything you do,im sure those lads in the trenches qued up to wash there hands when theyed had a pee.
bit of a different situation then ,don’t you think,they had no choice,in this day and age you do,no excuse
alcraw62:
It could be worse; just take a look at this classy French lady…
that is disgusting,i would have made her clean it up,and if she refused I would call the police
alcraw62:
It could be worse; just take a look at this classy French lady…
Now that’s what I call a “Live Leak”
Just like Emile Heskey playing for England; ■■■■ on the floor but good in the air.
BillyHunt:
They might well be stinking cesspit public lavatories in your neck of the woods but all the English MSA’s & truckstops I frequent are clean, smell nice, have sinks with soap. Have you ever thought that the people who run those places might think " what’s the point of cleaning the toilets, they just use the parking area anyway"
I suppose you just get used to your meals having that aftertaste of human waste, but I think I will give it a miss.
Never visited Strensham or Lymm services then?
if you cant find a toilet,then a 4 pint milk bottle is ideal,find a quiet spot and away you go,then empty at the next available drain