when i went to school i used to have to eat my sarnies in the bog,otherwise the bullys would have nabbed them,then as the years progressed,i did the nabbing…what goes round?? 
Lucy:
Ok. Cards on the table. For obvious anatomical reasons I’ve never been able to water my wheels, but I WILL happily admit to preferring some nice, natural bushes with fresh earth beneath to provide soakaway and prevent splashback to many a dodgy garage bog. So there you go. *braces herself*
Yep done this ^^^ a few times
Or a pot noodel pot works well 
Ched:
It’s only a bit of wee
But on tarmac it stinks of p*ss!
dieseldog999:
cliffstephens:
Have noticed when touring France they go anywhere and I don’t mean Hgv drivers …one guy having a pee 5yards from a supermarket entrance…france along with most of europe dont seem to have any issues with just stopping and pointing percy at the porcelain (even when theres no porcelain to point at),no biggy,its just double standard backward attitude uk that has a problem with it.
It depends where you go. I have no issues with people having a ■■■■ outdoors so long as it is discreet and doesn’t leave behind a smell for others to suffer. Like others have said, it can often be preferable to the glory holes indoors. Behind the bushes is fine, on the tarmac in a shared parking area or on a petrol forecourt is anti-social.
rob22888:
dieseldog999:
cliffstephens:
Have noticed when touring France they go anywhere and I don’t mean Hgv drivers …one guy having a pee 5yards from a supermarket entrance…france along with most of europe dont seem to have any issues with just stopping and pointing percy at the porcelain (even when theres no porcelain to point at),no biggy,its just double standard backward attitude uk that has a problem with it.
It depends where you go. I have no issues with people having a ■■■■ outdoors so long as it is discreet and doesn’t leave behind a smell for others to suffer. Like others have said, it can often be preferable to the glory holes indoors. Behind the bushes is fine, on the tarmac in a shared parking area or on a petrol forecourt is anti-social.
glory hole■■?..you must be popular with the troops if you use a glory hole to pee through… 
dieseldog999:
rob22888:
dieseldog999:
cliffstephens:
Have noticed when touring France they go anywhere and I don’t mean Hgv drivers …one guy having a pee 5yards from a supermarket entrance…france along with most of europe dont seem to have any issues with just stopping and pointing percy at the porcelain (even when theres no porcelain to point at),no biggy,its just double standard backward attitude uk that has a problem with it.
It depends where you go. I have no issues with people having a ■■■■ outdoors so long as it is discreet and doesn’t leave behind a smell for others to suffer. Like others have said, it can often be preferable to the glory holes indoors. Behind the bushes is fine, on the tarmac in a shared parking area or on a petrol forecourt is anti-social.
glory hole■■?..you must be popular with the troops if you use a glory hole to pee through…
He ought to type that into google, it come as a surprise
It depends where you go. I have no issues with people having a ■■■■ outdoors so long as it is discreet and doesn’t leave behind a smell for others to suffer. Like others have said, it can often be preferable to the glory holes indoors. Behind the bushes is fine, on the tarmac in a shared parking area or on a petrol forecourt is anti-social.
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glory hole■■?..you must be popular with the troops if you use a glory hole to pee through…
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He ought to type that into google, it come as a surprise
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he wont be the only one getting a surprise then??.. 
Lucy:
Ok. Cards on the table. For obvious anatomical reasons I’ve never been able to water my wheels, but I WILL happily admit to preferring some nice, natural bushes with fresh earth beneath to provide soakaway and prevent splashback to many a dodgy garage bog. So there you go. *braces herself
I find when having a number 2 in some remote area I need to brace myself too. Would hate to fall back in it.
Not making the loo could mean a prostrate problem or urinary infection,or a STI.
In Europe, they wee in full view of passing traffic, with no attempt to hide the todger.
Trucker Tizer bottles thrown out the window.
happysack:
Lucy:
Ok. Cards on the table. For obvious anatomical reasons I’ve never been able to water my wheels, but I WILL happily admit to preferring some nice, natural bushes with fresh earth beneath to provide soakaway and prevent splashback to many a dodgy garage bog. So there you go. *braces herselfI find when having a number 2 in some remote area I need to brace myself too. Would hate to fall back in it.
Make sure you always have a sturdy tree in front of you to hang onto and haul yourself back up. Or use a rabbit hole… 
aw lucy , thats mean , poor little wabbits .
sniggers 
Just because it’s seen as acceptable on the continent doesn’t mean it’s ok here, I’ve seen the locals have a dump in the street when in Belize, doesn’t mean it’s ok for me to have one on the forecourt at weatherby services does it. No matter how some try to justify it pishing on your, or anyone’s, wheels is disgusting, It’s just sheer laziness & nothing less so don’t try & dress it up as anything else. They don’t even bother with the basics of cleanliness, washing hands, and don’t tell me they use wipes when back in the cab, if they cannot be arsed to go to the toilet what’s the chances of them being clean anywhere else.Their food must taste great.
I nearly always go out doors. Number one and two. Lot nicer than using a stinking cesspit public lavatory. And in case you are interested Mr Hunt, I understand the basics of cleanliness. And my food tastes divine.
happysack:
I nearly always go out doors. Number one and two. Lot nicer than using a stinking cesspit public lavatory. And in case you are interested Mr Hunt, I understand the basics of cleanliness. And my food tastes divine.
They might well be stinking cesspit public lavatories in your neck of the woods but all the English MSA’s & truckstops I frequent are clean, smell nice, have sinks with soap. Have you ever thought that the people who run those places might think " what’s the point of cleaning the toilets, they just use the parking area anyway"
I suppose you just get used to your meals having that aftertaste of human waste, but I think I will give it a miss.
BillyHunt:
happysack:
I nearly always go out doors. Number one and two. Lot nicer than using a stinking cesspit public lavatory. And in case you are interested Mr Hunt, I understand the basics of cleanliness. And my food tastes divine.They might well be stinking cesspit public lavatories in your neck of the woods but all the English MSA’s & truckstops I frequent are clean, smell nice, have sinks with soap. Have you ever thought that the people who run those places might think " what’s the point of cleaning the toilets, they just use the parking area anyway"
I suppose you just get used to your meals having that aftertaste of human waste, but I think I will give it a miss.
if yer burstin,yer burstin,as you get older its hard to hold back even for a ten yard walk.it amazes me the people who go on about wash your hands after everything you do,im sure those lads in the trenches qued up to wash there hands when theyed had a pee.
It could be worse; just take a look at this classy French lady…
enginehead:
BillyHunt:
happysack:
I nearly always go out doors. Number one and two. Lot nicer than using a stinking cesspit public lavatory. And in case you are interested Mr Hunt, I understand the basics of cleanliness. And my food tastes divine.They might well be stinking cesspit public lavatories in your neck of the woods but all the English MSA’s & truckstops I frequent are clean, smell nice, have sinks with soap. Have you ever thought that the people who run those places might think " what’s the point of cleaning the toilets, they just use the parking area anyway"
I suppose you just get used to your meals having that aftertaste of human waste, but I think I will give it a miss.if yer burstin,yer burstin,as you get older its hard to hold back even for a ten yard walk.it amazes me the people who go on about wash your hands after everything you do,im sure those lads in the trenches qued up to wash there hands when theyed had a pee.
Then you may be surprised to know that, until recently, more soldiers died in war from hygiene problems than were killed in battle. By recently I mean this century.
As for bursting, you can’t go 15 miles in this country without passing a decent place with a toilet. As I said earlier, don’t try to justify what is really just laziness.
i thought we’ve always had a bad name 
BillyHunt:
enginehead:
BillyHunt:
happysack:
I nearly always go out doors. Number one and two. Lot nicer than using a stinking cesspit public lavatory. And in case you are interested Mr Hunt, I understand the basics of cleanliness. And my food tastes divine.They might well be stinking cesspit public lavatories in your neck of the woods but all the English MSA’s & truckstops I frequent are clean, smell nice, have sinks with soap. Have you ever thought that the people who run those places might think " what’s the point of cleaning the toilets, they just use the parking area anyway"
I suppose you just get used to your meals having that aftertaste of human waste, but I think I will give it a miss.if yer burstin,yer burstin,as you get older its hard to hold back even for a ten yard walk.it amazes me the people who go on about wash your hands after everything you do,im sure those lads in the trenches qued up to wash there hands when theyed had a pee.
Then you may be surprised to know that, until recently, more soldiers died in war from hygiene problems than were killed in battle. By recently I mean this century.
As for bursting, you can’t go 15 miles in this country without passing a decent place with a toilet. As I said earlier, don’t try to justify what is really just laziness.
■■■■■■■■. You are a tool.