I find the hole too tight.
u wanna try being a ground worker on a buil;ding site, first ones in, no toilet or canteen your given a shovel for a toilet and eating your buttys is a mix between cheese and pickle and a nice soft clay, i ■■■■ outdoors but i pick my places, ive also had to take a dump in a carrier bag on the back of the trailer before now too, but it stays in the back till i find a bin, and btw my sarnies taste great, i mean cmon who doesnt scratch their arse then have a little sniff 
truckman020:
if you cant find a toilet,then a 4 pint milk bottle is ideal,find a quiet spot and away you go,then empty at the next available drain
By carrying the type of bottle you suggest you are asking some on here to think ahead, and let me tell you, that’s just not going to happen my friend.
xamtex:
i noticed a white scania,R&R Transport on the feul pumps…hes standing there and while his tank is filling he is emptying his up the side of the tank…
well, being R&R, that explains it, if the drivers a local redruth/camborne guy, they dont even have indoor toilets yet down there, they’re all a bit backward 6 fingers on one hand/dad is their grandfathers-daughters-son type.
I’ve been caught several times at the pumps, thinking i’ll fill up then go for a pee in the loos i can wait, then end up hopping from one leg to the other waiting for the slowest pump in the world to dribble 350L in. still waited, might have dribbled a little on the walk inside tho…
I like to think of myself as an al fresco wee-er. In fact it breaks up me walkaround check and I enjoy ■■■■■■■ outdoors.
No justificaton for it really but the knowledge that the nutrients in my ■■■■ are seeping back into the soil to help the little critters out and nourish the planet.
Never could understand the shrinking violet / prudish type that objected to this natural instinct, but each to their own.
I always look out for CCTV before I go.
Warning to tipper drivers; Having a dump on the load does not guarantee it will mix up. I know a driver who thought an organic hot dog would disappear amongst 19t of type 1…it didn’t, infact it came out like a cherry on a bakewell tart. As in the Mr Kipling product, not a lady of loose morals (and slack knickers) from Derbyshire.
Being caught short with no loo paper, I have had to use dock leaves or other foliage that is available.
Check for insects and leaves with barbs .
Has anyone seen a driver do the Michael Jackson Moonwalk dance feet shuffling ?
This is stepping in some ■■■ ■■■ in the layby, and trying to get off the shoes in the grass.
Why are foreign ■■■,s as big as torpedos, what the hell do they eat to drop a big one ?
More worrying Toby, are the number of bog sausages left in MSA bogs with no sign of bog paper. There must be a lot of agency drivers about with brown fingers.
Toby this is why you should carry baby wipes 
Muckaway:
Warning to tipper drivers; Having a dump on the load does not guarantee it will mix up. I know a driver who thought an organic hot dog would disappear amongst 19t of type 1…it didn’t, infact it came out like a cherry on a bakewell tart. As in the Mr Kipling product, not a lady of loose morals (and slack knickers) from Derbyshire.
LOL 
If you’re sitting in a layby for 2 hrs with a load of tar you can’t exactly drive off and look for a bog now can you? In between the steer wheels of my 8 wheeler is generally the best you can do!
tango boy:
Muckaway:
Warning to tipper drivers; Having a dump on the load does not guarantee it will mix up. I know a driver who thought an organic hot dog would disappear amongst 19t of type 1…it didn’t, infact it came out like a cherry on a bakewell tart. As in the Mr Kipling product, not a lady of loose morals (and slack knickers) from Derbyshire.LOL
toby1234abc:
Why are foreign ■■■,s as big as torpedos…
This might be the greatest question that was ever asked on TruckNet.
"Plugster:
"i mean cmon who doesnt scratch their arse then have a little sniff
8 days and still no takers mate… Maybe just you then eh?
toby1234abc:
Why are foreign ■■■,s as big as torpedos, what the hell do they eat to drop a big one ?
Surly you don’t really want to know that one!!! 
Do you !! 
I used to go under the trailer discreetly in times of desperation, & miles from anywhere 
only being tall was unkind to my head, & on the seventh lump on the head “OUCH” 
I decided it was time to change to plan ’ b ’ 
Lucy:
See now, I thought about that, but the instructions say you should practice in the shower first, by which time you’d just as well “hover” over the manky bog!
Had to the squat hover at Hull docks last week. Vile doesn’t even come close to describing that disease ridden hole they expect us to visit, and the bogs aren’t much better.
the maoster:
I actually get embarrassed when I witness behaviour like that ^^^^^^^^^. Just like when you see two vehicle in the same livery competing in an elephant race for miles! Makes me cringe tbh.
Probably hacked off with cars blocking roundabouts. So they were saying the same thing:- “If I have to wait, so do you.”
Let Karma deal with it…
Tris:
Had to the squat hover at Hull docks last week. Vile doesn’t even come close to describing that disease ridden hole they expect us to visit, and the bogs aren’t much better.
Could be worse, you’re only visiting. Silver lining…