I’ve alot of time for polish people, hard working, get on with the job and dont moan. I come across quite a few polish people in my work, just like english builders they’ll happy watch you back into tight places and despite often not speaking great english always i understand them and are much better at being banksman. So when its time to leave the polish will happly see you out then say thanks for the delievery, english builders just tell you to ■■■■ off and go back to eating there bacon butty.
I have to as it goes, met one in Ibiza a few weeks ago who had gone on his own so invited him out with me and the mrs and has a good time(drinking only) and spent a few days in the pub with him. Luckily he didn’t have the same obsession with ■■■■■ as orys does, but he did have a sense of humour 
So ■■■■ jokes are not for you. Sorry, I tried to guess your taste… 
dieseldave:
crackle Mr orys to the PDF please…
Over to you orys…
You oughta see a doctor about that crackle DoubleD 
Next it’s a hiss then that quickly descends to a screech, a pop and then silence 
orys:
So ■■■■ jokes are not for you. Sorry, I tried to guess your taste…
Maybe you just like talking ■■■
billybigrig:
dieseldave:
crackle Mr orys to the PDF please…
Over to you orys…
You’re not wrong there!!
It’s an ex- British Rail tannoy that I got from eBay. 
B1 GGK:
If there is then sign in here please, gonna bombard you with a few questions.Ta
What happened to the bombardment then■■? …By the way Orys good answer, brilliant putdown
orys:
Posłusznie melduję, że jestem!
I put that in the Google translator and watched your clip Orys.
I’m still none the wiser…
W
OllieNotts:
orys:
So ■■■■ jokes are not for you. Sorry, I tried to guess your taste…Maybe you just like talking ■■■
So make up your mind: you like that stinky jokes or not ?
robroy:
B1 GGK:
If there is then sign in here please, gonna bombard you with a few questions.Ta
What happened to the bombardment then■■?
I am still waiting, and so do the other Pole in this thread, I guess
AlexWignall:
orys:
Posłusznie melduję, że jestem!I put that in the Google translator and watched your clip Orys.
I’m still none the wiser…
W
Ah, sorry then, obviously knowledge of the book is necesary.
In short words: A “Good Soldier” Svejk is known for trying very hard to fullfill his superiors expectations. Therefore he never starts the sentence without “I beg to report” or, as I would put it “I dutifully report that…”. He is also trying his best to perform given tasks and it all usually ends in disaster. Everyone thinks that it’s because he is an idiot, but it you look closer the fact is that he actually does not give a ■■■■ and by performing given tasks exactly to the letter of the order he actually proves that it’s his superiors who are truly idiots here.
So that was my attempt for joke here 
(I know, now it’s not funny, jokes are never funny when explained)
Wheel Nut:
Beth ateb gwych
Gwych iawn 'wi’n credu!
welshboyinspain:
Bydd yn ofalus neu Ollie gwyno am iaith Gymraeg
Os Ollie’n mwyn siarad Cymraeg 'wi’n hapus
(Ail iaith 'da fi, ac wella’n siarad na 'sgryfeni 
)
■■■■ you, this is English forum’ thread about Poland, speak English or Polish or go to your own ■■■■ country!!!
Que??
gardun:
Que??
bardzo śmieszne 
OllieNotts:
bardzo śmieszne
gardun:
(Ail iaith 'da fi, ac wella’n siarad na 'sgryfeni
eich Cymraeg yn dda iawn ar gyfer ail iaith
Polish people not Poland people, no wonder the public hate us and tesco to warp factor minus 9999999999999999.7
We have a Polish driver at our terminal … he is the stupidest, dumbest, most usless man I ever met.