with your attitudes I doubt it
So what date are you going to the chocolate factory with your golden ticket
Are they making you…
Chalk monitor as well?
with the standard of your posts,your correct. 
Nice one doze, it’s great to see your efforts are appreciated. I too have received a golden rivet on a few occasions.
Always go the extra mile it’s what separates us from the riff raff.
I hate all that type of crap.
If I’m so good pay me more 
… and shove your childish modern management pr schemes up your funnels. 
I’m happy not to in place of a decent wage.
But some will be happy with a certificate,I used to like getting a certificate too…in primary school.
dozy:
with your attitudes I doubt it
Well, if anybody needed proof that dozy has the mental capacity of a five year old, look no further.
xichrisxi:
I used to like getting a certificate too…in primary school.
We used to get a sweet on a Friday if we managed to keep our hands clean every day 
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Don’t mention that to Stobarts ffs.
I got a swimming certificate and a little piece of red ribbon when I was about 6 years old, same thing really, a worthless piece of paper given to somebody to make them feel like they’ve done something special.
Does anyone else find all this a bit cringeworthy?
Or is it just me?
do you mean the fact its another post of drivvle,or the replies to it?
dieseldog999:
do you mean the fact its another post of drivvle,or the replies to it?
The whole bloody lot of it mate 
No wonder a lot of the regular posters have Frucked off 
eagerbeaver:
dieseldog999:
do you mean the fact its another post of drivvle,or the replies to it?The whole bloody lot of it mate
No wonder a lot of the regular posters have Frucked off
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i just see it going the same way as cb radios and their demise thereof…great until the retards got hold of it,then the entire usage if it went 99% right down the pan.
theres trolling and baiting and good craic…then theres just blatant fishing drivvle with multiple posters backing themself up…however.i suppose it passes the time. 
When I was delivering gravestones in Scotland to funeral directors they didn’t give us a shiny golden bit of paper if they thought we’d done a good job they shoved a fiver or a tenner in your hand. Always found it ironic that a nation renown for being so tight fisted were the best I’ve ever come across for giving you a tip just for doing your job.
If you was not treat like mugs and just a number, you would be happy in your work and not have these stupid incentives… What a load of crap
Is this for real that they do give you something like that
If so it spoils it a bit with the hand written on the bottom
And then to put it in a post wow talk about attention seeking I would be embarrassed to show that to the missus
Rentadent:
I got a swimming certificate and a little piece of red ribbon when I was about 6 years old, same thing really, a worthless piece of paper given to somebody to make them feel like they’ve done something special.
Me too, later in life the wife gave me a thick ear for a similar aquatic feet. Yep apparently being certified a 10metre breaststroke expert does not give one the right to get fresh in the pool.
Strange she doesn’t complain at how long I can hold me breath for when on a dive.
Dipper_Dave:
Rentadent:
I got a swimming certificate and a little piece of red ribbon when I was about 6 years old, same thing really, a worthless piece of paper given to somebody to make them feel like they’ve done something special.Me too, later in life the wife gave me a thick ear for a similar aquatic feet. Yep apparently being certified a 10metre breaststroke expert does not give one the right to get fresh in the pool.
Strange she doesn’t complain at how long I can hold me breath for when on a dive.
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try breathing through your ears…its a practised art,and never any complaints for your snorkel scratching delicate places… 
eagerbeaver:
Does anyone else find all this a bit cringeworthy?Or is it just me?
+1,000,000 absolutely cringe worthy and a load of ■■■■■■■■.hopefully Dozy might get sucked up into the sweet machine or float off after eating the bubble gum. Well we can but hope. Lol