Why when you nock on my door at half 2 in the morning I open my curtain to be greeted by a dirty skag head with hair like it’s been washed in chip pan,clothes that have been pinched of washing lines or are hand me downs off tramps and when you open you’re mouths to say “any business drive?” You have a set of teeth like a burnt down fence? 
why can’t you look like the tarts that work the clubs and slag houses of Prague who have a pair of bristols that defy gravity,who could be “miss November” in the ■■■■■■■ centre spread and wear stuff like thigh length boots,basques,stockings and suspenders and crotchless knickers? No wonder when you knock us up you are greeted with a “■■■■ off” and possibly a bottle of truckers tizer nearly hitting you on the head. Up your game girls! 
I take it you`ve been to Newport then ? 
Well, there’s obviously some takers else they wouldn’t bother.
That’s not chip fat in her hair, it’s man made. 
mucker85:
That’s not chip fat in her hair, it’s man made.
quote=“SteveBarnsleytrucker”]Why when you nock on my door at half 2 in the morning I open my curtain to be greeted by a dirty skag head with hair like it’s been washed in chip pan,clothes that have been pinched of washing lines or are hand me downs off tramps and when you open you’re mouths to say “any business drive?” You have a set of teeth like a burnt down fence? why can’t you look like the tarts that work the clubs and slag houses of Prague who have a pair of bristols that defy gravity,who could be “miss November” in the ■■■■■■■ centre spread and wear stuff like thigh length boots,basques,stockings and suspenders and crotchless knickers? No wonder when you knock us up you are greeted with a “[zb] off” and possibly a bottle of truckers tizer nearly hitting you on the head. Up your game girls!
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■■■ worker’s wages should have been pushed down the same as us drivers. Sure, there’s now a proliferation of eastern europeans in the industry, but the price remains sky high.
We can’t afford more than a “skag” basically.
The average age of a pornographer seems to be even older than that of a driver too! 
Wait until they have to do their version of the CPC and then a few years later there’s a shortage - That will push up their wages
Nothing beats the Red Light district of Wolverhampton back in the early 90’s… Jeez they woz ugly dude… one used to knock on your door with her nose.
Thereal-john:
quote=“SteveBarnsleytrucker”]Why when you nock on my door at half 2 in the morning I open my curtain to be greeted by a dirty skag head with hair like it’s been washed in chip pan,clothes that have been pinched of washing lines or are hand me downs off tramps and when you open you’re mouths to say “any business drive?” You have a set of teeth like a burnt down fence?
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So the reason they are left lying around on hard shoulders is sheer laziness on their part, unwilling to pick them up again…
Don’t they nick toilet dangle blocks from public loos and wash down with them, thus giving them that “gents” smell of the more common kind?
I dunno about hair washed in manoil though - Imagine trying to even crank one out looking down at THAT!
Then there’s Gravity-defying Czechs which are a different thing altogether…
She’s a lot older than she looks btw…
sweet jaysus i see u meet my wife.u should see her mother…
SteveBarnsleytrucker:
Why when you nock on my door at half 2 in the morning I open my curtain to be greeted by a dirty skag head with hair like it’s been washed in chip pan,clothes that have been pinched of washing lines or are hand me downs off tramps and when you open you’re mouths to say “any business drive?” You have a set of teeth like a burnt down fence?
For sure when you went to Prague you did not deliver to / load at the industrial estate in Rudna, just outside Prague towards Pilsen, (Schenker, HP, Gehe, Delvita…) and did not stop at local MSA - for that’s an experience very different to Prague’s clubs and houses and very similar to your first description… And they still get interest!!! Unbelievably from young men who shouldn’t have any problem being served elsewhere! Also from Germans who then talk very excitedly about some ‘schoko-job’
I think these women have a difficult job keeping up appearances, they often get rolled up in an old carpet and dumped in the undergrowth, other drivers come along and ■■■■ on the carpets so the ladies have a hell of a job to look smart at all times. Some of them with false teeth have their own advantages.
Stop being so fussy !! You can’t see her face when it’s in yer underpants
so just so i know where not to park (wink wink) where r these ladies and how much do the been looking for■■?
milkchurns:
so just so i know where not to park (wink wink) where r these ladies and how much do the been looking for■■?
Cannon park rd Middlesbrough anything u want for a tenner
largebloke1969:
milkchurns:
so just so i know where not to park (wink wink) where r these ladies and how much do the been looking for■■?Cannon park rd Middlesbrough anything u want for a tenner
By the sounds you’d have to bathe in bleach after…
European escorts do it for a living the better they make them selfs look the more they make unfortunately it hasn’t caught on over here all the skanky skags here are after is a quick tenner to shove some heroin in there arms bunch off roughians like something off Jeremy Kyle I’d rather toss one off then that something like that near mine I’d tell them to ■■■ off aswell.
largebloke1969:
milkchurns:
so just so i know where not to park (wink wink) where r these ladies and how much do the been looking for■■?Cannon park rd Middlesbrough anything u want for a tenner
I’d rather have a meal for that I think.
largebloke1969:
Stop being so fussy !! You can’t see her face when it’s in yer underpants
…Somehow the thought of some carpeted teeth rubbing against my old man doesn’t satisfy.
Maybe from her point of view, she can’t do it without popping an onion into her mouth either, so that’s the equal rights society we live in eh? 