Winseer:
largebloke1969:
milkchurns:
so just so i know where not to park (wink wink) where r these ladies and how much do the been looking for■■?Cannon park rd Middlesbrough anything u want for a tenner
I’d rather have a meal for that I think.
Would expect a kebab to be part of the deal in Boro 
Cheer guys I’ve not laughed like that for ages, brilliant.
Suedehead:
Winseer:
largebloke1969:
milkchurns:
so just so i know where not to park (wink wink) where r these ladies and how much do the been looking for■■?Cannon park rd Middlesbrough anything u want for a tenner
I’d rather have a meal for that I think.
Would expect a kebab to be part of the deal in Boro
fffk… I thought you said “part of a kebab” for a mo!
For a tenner FFS! No wonder the northerners are starving! 
So when a girl says “I was hoping we could pop around the corner for a nosh” you’d better pray she means playing a tune on your oboe rather than actually have to buy her a meal - the more expensive part of the ritual by the looks of it. 
Never been interested in paying some woman who probably pass on some dose of some nasty affliction.
I have been aproached by countless whores over the years. In the Port of Albany I met the most humourous, about 4 years ago I stopped there for fuel and walked to the cash desk, she was tall, black and ■■■■ with a micro skirt on, I opened the door to let her in, she smiled and said “Thank you sir, do you need some company while you are here ?”
“No thanks love” I said. The woman went on to then ask about my ‘cool accent’ and we shared a few funny lines. “I’ll bet you could talk the ■■■■■■■ of a lady with that accent” she said.
“Hey wanna sit down and talk about it ?” I asked with a grin.
“Ok Hun, you can stop talking now, my ■■■■■■■ just hit the floor” she grinned.
Never saw here there again, not a safe place for anyone to walk around anyway.
Winseer:
Suedehead:
Winseer:
largebloke1969:
milkchurns:
so just so i know where not to park (wink wink) where r these ladies and how much do the been looking for■■?Cannon park rd Middlesbrough anything u want for a tenner
I’d rather have a meal for that I think.
Would expect a kebab to be part of the deal in Boro
fffk… I thought you said “part of a kebab” for a mo!
For a tenner FFS! No wonder the northerners are starving!
So when a girl says “I was hoping we could pop around the corner for a nosh” you’d better pray she means playing a tune on your oboe rather than actually have to buy her a meal - the more expensive part of the ritual by the looks of it.
If you think about it you are getting a kebab just don’t think the sauce would be very nice tho !!!
SteveBarnsleytrucker:
Why when you knock on my door at half 2 in the morning I open my curtain to be greeted by a dirty skag head with hair like it’s been washed in chip pan, clothes that have been pinched of washing lines or are hand me downs off tramps and when you open you’re mouths to say “any business drive?” You have a set of teeth like a burnt down fence?
Have a heart - His name is Barry.
(Ex Trucker made redundant due to recession.)
Pat Hasler:
Never been interested in paying some woman who probably pass on some dose of some nasty affliction.
I have been aproached by countless whores over the years. In the Port of Albany I met the most humourous, about 4 years ago I stopped there for fuel and walked to the cash desk, she was tall, black and ■■■■ with a micro skirt on, I opened the door to let her in, she smiled and said “Thank you sir, do you need some company while you are here ?”
“No thanks love” I said. The woman went on to then ask about my ‘cool accent’ and we shared a few funny lines. “I’ll bet you could talk the ■■■■■■■ of a lady with that accent” she said.
“Hey wanna sit down and talk about it ?” I asked with a grin.
“Ok Hun, you can stop talking now, my ■■■■■■■ just hit the floor” she grinned.
Never saw here there again, not a safe place for anyone to walk around anyway.
“Does that mean you got some schwarz around your kopf” is the question we’re all wondering the answer to here? 
Karl86:
European escorts do it for a living the better they make them selfs look the more they make unfortunately it hasn’t caught on over here all the skanky skags here are after is a quick tenner to shove some heroin in there arms bunch off roughians like something off Jeremy Kyle I’d rather toss one off then that something like that near mine I’d tell them to ■■■ off aswell.
Totally agree with the above.Well said.
