Almost?

[newmercman]

SamIam:

newmercman:

SamIam:

newmercman:
That one is moi NewMercMan, MMTM is My Mate Told Me, can’t be arsed with the colouring in anymore, but, BTW is By The Way, POA is Period Of Availability, something to do with the WTD Working Time Directive and IPEC is a company, they were absorbed into, here we go again TNT which stands for Thomas something or the other

Oh and GOGZY is German for whinger

So NMM can I ask are you Black? and are you tanked up then if you can afford a new Merc

No although certain parts of my anatomy may share dimensions with our tinted brethren

The newmercman came about because I sold Merc lorries for a while and was doing so when I joined this here interweb thingy, I did have a new Merc car though, it was a condition of the job I now drive the beast in my picture…when I’m not dicking around on here getting up people’s noses

Mine, but the plane ticket will cost you a fortune, mind you I’m well worth it…honest
Nice BEAST! shame about you not being black, otherwise would’nt mind you getting up my nose (if thats not some abbreviation thing that I not yet learnt about another bodily part? LMHO ) but then again on re-reading your quote maybe I would like to meet you, your place or mine?

[harry_monk]

newmercman:
No although certain parts of my anatomy may share dimensions with our tinted brethren

Mine’s not big but it would fill a pram.

[newmercman]

Harry Monk:

newmercman:
No although certain parts of my anatomy may share dimensions with our tinted brethren

Mine’s not big but it would fill a pram.

I was waiting for the opportunity to get that one in myself…■■■■ your quickwittedness Harry

[bobthedog]

Great answer!!

Mark, what were you waiting to get in?

[samiam]

Harry Monk:

newmercman:
No although certain parts of my anatomy may share dimensions with our tinted brethren

Mine’s not big but it would fill a pram.

You’d have to throw your toys out first thou Harry, would’nt you?

NMM story of my life! those things I desire most Just out of reach!!

[bullitt]

newmercman:
…Oh and GOGZY is German for whinger

How very politely put !!

You been out in the states to long!!

[actrosman]

Harry Monk:

newmercman:
No although certain parts of my anatomy may share dimensions with our tinted brethren

Mine’s not big but it would fill a pram.

Judging be the hand gesture in yr avatar Harry, looks like u could fill a bus Or could that be just a little bit of a brag I can hear Sam now…WOW…i couldn’t sit down for a week

[gogzy]

and you wonder why none of us listened to you lot

[wheel_nut]

SamIam:
shame about you not being black, otherwise would’nt mind you getting up my nose

Is that Moroccan?

[samiam]

Wheel Nut:

SamIam:
shame about you not being black, otherwise would’nt mind you getting up my nose

Is that Moroccan?

Pardon!

[samiam]

Actrosman:

Harry Monk:

newmercman:
No although certain parts of my anatomy may share dimensions with our tinted brethren

Mine’s not big but it would fill a pram.

Judging be the hand gesture in yr avatar Harry, looks like u could fill a bus Or could that be just a little bit of a brag I can hear Sam now…WOW…i couldn’t sit down for a week

Excuse me!

[samiam]

gogzy:
and you wonder why none of us listened to you lot

I could’nt Agree more!

[bobthedog]

gogzy:
and you wonder why none of us listened to you lot

Nope. Never wondered that. I think most of us knew you wouldn’t listen to reason.

[newmercman]

gogzy:
and you wonder why none of us listened to you lot

Come on Gogz, I expected a better response than that

[samiam]

bobthedog:

gogzy:
and you wonder why none of us listened to you lot

Nope. Never wondered that. I think most of us knew you wouldn’t listen to reason.

Awww poor Gogz sorry I dragged you into this one, but hey you know I feel he’s a fighter and he will survive without my help! but me well reason never, well not at least incharge of a keyboard with no breathalyser!! I’m still struggling with sleep over where I put the chipolata I’ve been around the trailer park asking everyone with no joy! the only suggestion is maybe cook it and use the fat to grease the ball joint? but guess what I’m clean out of balls and I have only got Linda Mc’cartneys sausages in the freezer and the dogs won’t even eat them!! and NMM another time another life who knows? I’d love to find out if my feet are colder than your’s whilst playing with your beast if you’d allow me?

[newmercman]

SamIam:

bobthedog:

gogzy:
and you wonder why none of us listened to you lot

Nope. Never wondered that. I think most of us knew you wouldn’t listen to reason.

Awww poor Gogz sorry I dragged you into this one, but hey you know I feel he’s a fighter and he will survive without my help! but me well reason never, well not at least incharge of a keyboard with no breathalyser!! I’m still struggling with sleep over where I put the chipolata I’ve been around the trailer park asking everyone with no joy! the only suggestion is maybe cook it and use the fat to grease the ball joint? but guess what I’m clean out of balls and I have only got Linda Mc’cartneys sausages in the freezer and the dogs won’t even eat them!! and NMM another time another life who knows? I’d love to find out if my feet are colder than your’s whilst playing with your beast if you’d allow me?

if feet are your thing, you’d love mine, size 14 and you know what they say about blokes with big feet…they wear big shoes

[gogzy]

SamIam:

bobthedog:

gogzy:
and you wonder why none of us listened to you lot

Nope. Never wondered that. I think most of us knew you wouldn’t listen to reason.

Awww poor Gogz sorry I dragged you into this one, but hey you know I feel he’s a fighter and he will survive without my help! but me well reason never, well not at least incharge of a keyboard with no breathalyser!! I’m still struggling with sleep over where I put the chipolata I’ve been around the trailer park asking everyone with no joy! the only suggestion is maybe cook it and use the fat to grease the ball joint? but guess what I’m clean out of balls and I have only got Linda Mc’cartneys sausages in the freezer and the dogs won’t even eat them!! and NMM another time another life who knows? I’d love to find out if my feet are colder than your’s whilst playing with your beast if you’d allow me?

WTF are you havering about

[jessicas_dad]

gogzy:

SamIam:

bobthedog:

gogzy:
and you wonder why none of us listened to you lot

Nope. Never wondered that. I think most of us knew you wouldn’t listen to reason.

Awww poor Gogz sorry I dragged you into this one, but hey you know I feel he’s a fighter and he will survive without my help! but me well reason never, well not at least incharge of a keyboard with no breathalyser!! I’m still struggling with sleep over where I put the chipolata I’ve been around the trailer park asking everyone with no joy! the only suggestion is maybe cook it and use the fat to grease the ball joint? but guess what I’m clean out of balls and I have only got Linda Mc’cartneys sausages in the freezer and the dogs won’t even eat them!! and NMM another time another life who knows? I’d love to find out if my feet are colder than your’s whilst playing with your beast if you’d allow me?

WTF are you havering about

drugs or booze blame both gogz.

[gogzy]

jessicas dad:

gogzy:

SamIam:

bobthedog:

gogzy:
and you wonder why none of us listened to you lot

Nope. Never wondered that. I think most of us knew you wouldn’t listen to reason.

Awww poor Gogz sorry I dragged you into this one, but hey you know I feel he’s a fighter and he will survive without my help! but me well reason never, well not at least incharge of a keyboard with no breathalyser!! I’m still struggling with sleep over where I put the chipolata I’ve been around the trailer park asking everyone with no joy! the only suggestion is maybe cook it and use the fat to grease the ball joint? but guess what I’m clean out of balls and I have only got Linda Mc’cartneys sausages in the freezer and the dogs won’t even eat them!! and NMM another time another life who knows? I’d love to find out if my feet are colder than your’s whilst playing with your beast if you’d allow me?

WTF are you havering about

drugs or booze blame both gogz.

what?

[buycrider]

gogzy:
WTF are you havering about

Nice one Gordon. What is known as a “Nail on head” post.