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In our celeb culture - One of these bears will be the poster bear for next year’s “Children in Need”,
Many will find a good home in the local children’s ward of the hospitals
…But I must alas, report a single fatality…
One bear, belonging to a Mr Piers Fletcher-Dervish (MP) fell into enemy hands in the offices of Westminster itself,
namely the late great Alan B’Stard, with harrowing consequences…