traniht:
Ok I am back in the land of the living and ready to defend myself against insinuations of being miserly or any way carefull with my money.I would also have you know I have very nice legsRef the Brian Smith pic that is taken by the back door of (WHAT HAVE BEEN JUST CONTRUCTED THEN) office block at Hampshire grain.Have we heard any more about the singing or the dressing up at the August bash did Angie give my request any consideration
Your legs Iām afraid are a matter of opinion.I agree with Charlie One on this point and solely on HSE grounds should remain covered at all times.Cross dressing shouldnt be done in public especially in Micheldeverā¦ Im not saying any more.
Hampshire grain used to have a portacabin in my time and a weighbridge girl that tried to look up ones shorts!When folding the sheet up I confess there was an extremely good view down her top but too good one day and nearly fell off!
Have been concerned that fellow colleagues have a poor opinion about your financial status Ive seen your wallet on several occassion in the past I remember money was duly paid but also a large quantity of moths in the atmosphere!!!
Ian said āWe are all up to spec for harvest, all the latest equipment and gizmoāsāā¦The new fuel pumpā¦Alton Car Boot Sale, every Sunday, Charlie is always there, heās the gate man.
gazzer:
Ian said āWe are all up to spec for harvest, all the latest equipment and gizmoāsāā¦The new fuel pumpā¦Alton Car Boot Sale, every Sunday, Charlie is always there, heās the gate man.
With a sucessfull reunion Charlie one may not be attending a car boot for some time due to drying out his ropes and sheets and in this weather God help him: large quantities of beer wont help him either so this weekend dont ply him with excessive drink as his metabolism might not stand it and we require him to attend next year in order to keep numbers up!
Obviously you are not aware of scattercashās prowess in the equipment departmentā¦not used regularly granted;just because you think youāve gained a new fuel pump dont for one minute think it will pump a drop out of said nozzle only because history has always dictated that the bulk tank has never been filled to the brim in fact on a good day you would get half a tank out of it at the most.Ask Ian about his B reg F10 with the go faster diff lovely going forwards had speed pulling power [unlike the owner and with those knees not surprised] but try reverse was like a formula one car and you had to think 5 times faster apparently it saved on diesel, fine if you managed the manourver in one go.By the way is the old bugger ok as not been on here for a while?
His pony tail has gone, lifesadrag, his hair has turned white and someone superglued his wallet into his jeans! (Probably done it hisself!)
gazzer:
His pony tail has gone, lifesadrag, his hair has turned white and someone superglued his wallet into his jeans! (Probably done it hisself!)
Dont worry too much about the wallet it will come out when the right occassion calls for itā¦The trick is to get the timing right and being there at that right occassion. Remember his wallet needs to be teased open!All you have to do now is put this hard learnt wisdom into practice. Youāll find alcohol does help but the downside could be the singing and the ā Kneesā could come out for an airing if too much is consumed ;not enough and it will remain firmly in the confines of the deep pocket.Now this is the important bit when you see said wallet keep very calm it has feelings you know if it looks thin and bedraggled it wont be your turn to peek inside it and your efforts thwarted,if it looks plump,well cared for with moths and fleas floating around above it then there is a good chance of opening and at this point make doubley sure that your glass is empty!
Come on ālifes a dragā who the heck are you I cant sort it out at all.
Ian,go back to page28 Charlie one may have given you a clue;not much of one though cause Iām not him.Would you be kind enough to answer his question as Iām curious about that as well Iām not sure why though.If youāve reached that age where things are just too complicated just PM me and iāll explain our association albeit some time ago.
The 2012 Harvest fleet with;
Gary Burton, Ian Hellawell, Oliver Hellawell, Peter Clue, Norbert (Shreki) Biro, Kim Hardy, Micky Claxton and John Spicer.
Smart line up there Gazzer. Where is the Red FH?
Did Cluey put sheepskin seat covers in his?
FH gone to Africa, Cluey disposed of his seat covers on eBay!
Blimey Gazza, that,ll be a few nights out on that trip then,
still it must be good rate I guess. 
gazzer:
The 2012 Harvest fleet with;
Gary Burton, Ian Hellawell, Oliver Hellawell, Peter Clue, Norbert (Shreki) Biro, Kim Hardy, Micky Claxton and John Spicer.
Ime impressed Gazzer bet old Scattercash had done that years ago, hit it when its good rest when it aint, i think he might have got it right at last.
Check this out - still got the wrappers on it!
Looks lovely, would not mind seeing what it would look like in the traditional green livery!
Here is the other pic I took. Poor quality as I took it on my phone. Needed Ray Bans on to deflect the bling of those rims!!
I saw this on another thread but wasnāt sure if it had been put on here before and I am sooo busy I canāt be arsed to look back! Cāmon, it is harvest time here, almond trees to beat the crap out of!
Ooh Gazzer i like almonds better be bringin Buzzer a bucket of them please, pretty please !
Buzzer, Iām not sure I will have any left by summer 2013 and I only bring hand luggage in between times.
The Harvest 2012 fleet from another angle. (Just to keep us on page 1)
gazzer:
Buzzer, Iām not sure I will have any left by summer 2013 and I only bring hand luggage in between times.The Harvest 2012 fleet from another angle. (Just to keep us on page 1)
Found your page back on page three Gazzer, how many of those scannies stay on thru the winter ?
Only 2 at the moment Buzzer. Looks as tho its going to be a difficult year for us up to Harvest 2013.
Expensive feed prices for livestock holders!
Back over on the 19th for another stint just into Dec.