Good story but I wouldnt have become a preist.The idea of a preist isnt Biblical.God gave us ■■■■■■ desires and a wife to fulfill those desires.You make a pledge not to release the ■■■■■■ desire,itself a gift from God.Nah,I couldnt be doing with that
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Concerning Married Life
7 Now for the matters you wrote about: “It is good for a man not to have ■■■■■■ relations with a woman.” 2 But since ■■■■■■ immorality is occurring, each man should have ■■■■■■ relations with his own wife, and each woman with her own husband. 3 The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. 4 The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife. 5 Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. 6 I say this as a concession, not as a command. 7 I wish that all of you were as I am. But each of you has your own gift from God;
Sploom:
Good story but I wouldnt have become a preist.
What’s a preist ■■
Is that someone/thing that comes before what/who??
> Sploom:
> God gave us ■■■■■■ desires and a wife to fulfill those desires.
That is [ZB]ing sexist Sploomish, what about the woman’s ■■■■■■ desires?? do you fulfill those or just selfishly fulfill yours.
Do you know how ■■
Thats a private matter but talking generally,I think most people would say men want it more than women,I think…
If you want to know if women enjoy ■■■ ,you have to google it and then find the answers from the
Henry Stephens:
He told himself everything would be ok as he had a vision of a Samaritan in a nurses uniform, then a real nurse was first on the scene to help him.
Hmmm… A more rational explanation might be that he suffered some form of head trauma in the accident, naturally he felt a measure of fear at his situation, he imagined/hoped someone would rescue him, a nurse is a potent symbol of medical assistance.
When the actual nurse arrived his injured brain short-circuited the data; the visual input from his eyes was rerouted through his longer-term memory centre first and thence into the short-term processing centre (the hippocampus) making the very real nurse appear to be some form of vision he believed he had had previously.
We’ve all had deja vous at some point in our lives, it’s not something to base a life-choice upon, and I would suggest he must have been predisposed to a belief in the supernatural for such an event to make him embrace ordination.
A prest performs the catholic “mass”.Its not what Jesus instructed and Jesus never told men to abstain from ■■■ for life.Thats why God gave woman to man as a helper, a wonderful gift
The Catholic preist can communicate with God in a way that the congregatiin cannt.But that is not Biblical.Also,if the preist instructs the congregation to pray for the dead,that persons soul moves forward in purgatory,again ,completley unbiblical,dont start me off about the RC church…
Sploom:
most people would say men want it more than women,I think…
You really have no genuine experience of life do you? 
Its only my opinion.It wouldnt be appropriate for me to state what experience I have or havent got.
Sploom:
A prest performs the catholic “mass”.Its not what Jesus instructed and Jesus never told men to abstain from ■■■ for life.Thats why God gave woman to man as a helper, a wonderful gift
Rampant misogyny, un-freakin-believable. Women are not people to you, they’re just chattel.
No,cattle are there to provide milk and meat.They are beasts of the field.I worked with cattle many years ago.I know what they are like.You give them feed,the next minute they will give you a kick,and they are dirty smelly things.
My wife is my most treasured person who I love as my own body.What more can I do than that?
> Sploom:
> Thats a private matter but talking generally,I think most people would say men want it more than women,I think…
> If you want to know if women enjoy ■■■ ,you have to google it and then find the answers from the
I don’t have to Google it Sploomy I know from experience, if you think “God gave us ■■■■■■ desires and a wife to fulfill those desires.” then your woman/women aren’t going to enjoy ■■■.
However, if you change tack and acknowledge that women want it just as much as men, then by satisfying your woman/women you will find that your satisfaction is increased tenfold.
1 Corinthians 7:3-4: The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights,
Yes,ok,fair enough,if thats what the Bible says
And God said,
‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
Spike Milligan
Sploom:
Yes,ok,fair enough,if thats what the Bible says
It’s not the Bible but it could help you much more than the Bible: Everything you should know about the ■■■■■■■■
I dont want to talk to you if you are just trying to make me look like a fool
Just trying to help you - based on your posts & lack of knowledge of the real world - hence your reliance on the bible as a crutch and defence against your inadequacy.
No-one is trying to harm you here, it’s the Elders/Handlers in your fundamentalist house of horrors that are doing that.
You dont need anyones help to look lkie a fool,your posts put that beyond doubt.PS,chattel not cattle.
No,youre not trying to help,youre trying to make me look like an idiot,I have respect for people online,I dont ask them questions about their private life,so ,please,I dont want any more help,thanks.