Sploom:
Then,on the day of reckoning,you can “skip the queue”
Don’t worry about him skipping the queue. Any man prepared to go 7 minutes over ain’t gonna let a pesky queue stand in his way 
Talking of queues, why do i always pick the one with the 80 year lady who checks 22 lottery tickets with no winners then she buys 30 more, some Golden Virginia, Whiskers and Kitty Kat cat food and there’s 25 customers behind tapping their watches about to get parking tickets and eye rolling sarcastically?
Cost of living crisis: My a**.
Sploom:
robroy:
Henry Stephens:
Salisbury, Wells, Bath, Exeter, Gloucester and Worcester cathedral force people to pay in a funnel rope system with monosemic and unambiguous signs to explicitly indicate you to to pay.
Worcester staff physically block you to get money.I find using …what my boys call a ‘death stare’ followed by a stern ‘[zb] off’ generally works for me in those and other situations .
Im sure it would work.But that strategy wont work on judgement day.I hope you will be saved one day and put your faith in Jesus Christ.Then,on the day of reckoning,you can “skip the queue”
I’ve got a cunning plan,.
I’ll join the queue behind the homosexuals,.(we all know what you lot think of them) so after a few thousand of them have been sent down to fry in hell, St Peter will be getting a bit ■■■■■■ off, and when I rock up I’ll look good in comparison… and get a free pass.! 
Anyhoo,.I’ll just use the ‘‘Dont you know who I am’’ I’m ROBROY off Trucknet crack…that’ll work. 
So I’ll see you there then.
Somebody mentioned Holly Willoughby…Any chance of going in with her?
Henry Stephens:
use the back entrance
Dont mention ‘‘Using the back entrance’’ to Sploom and his gang ffs Tobes, as you also will be burning in hell.
Today is the day of reckoning according to Sploom so I think we are both doomed, luckily you don’t live in the USA as going past that MSA is punishable by death via an electric chair, did you see what they did to that guy that got fried in The Shawshank Redemption, allegedly the Traffic Commissioner has got one in the back room, the brown envelope with the invitation for tea and biscuits is code for one way in, no way out.
Ever wondered why you never see a driver summoned to see the TC is never seen leaving the building, and never seen again?
We are doomed.
I will PM Holly’s number, but you could take Gordon the Gopher to get in, that will work.
But if you are refused entry in to the holy building I don’t recommend smashing the back doors in to get in.
Sploom:
Im sure it would work.But that strategy wont work on judgement day.I hope you will be saved one day and put your faith in Jesus Christ.Then,on the day of reckoning,you can “skip the queue”
Sploom, the new Cartman: I think this is how you think about life
youtu.be/TYVhREu15bI
Sometimes I wonder if I give you too much stick, then you post some petty little tosh like that above, and instantly my conscience is clear. I can’t help thinking you’ve had a tough time in life, maybe being bullied or otherwise singled out, and you see your fantasy “Judgement Day” as when you get to do your little victory dance 
As for the C of E wanting donations for their cathedrals…
The Church of England has a large endowment of £8.7 billion which generates approximately £1 billion a year in income (2019),[1] this is their largest source of revenue. The 2019 Financial report showed that the size of the endowment has been steady or growing slightly in recent years, delivering a return of 10% (2019). In recent years, efforts have been made to make the Church’s investments more ethical,[2] by divesting from major arms manufacturers and divesting all fossil fuel investments in 2020.[3] The Church of England has been criticized in the past for investments in arms dealers, unethical loan companies and companies with poor environmental records[4] – however, the Church of England is now committed to being a strong ethical investor.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propertie … of_England
Lets put it this way.There are about ten people whove crossed me and got away with it.In all my life and Im supposed to love my enemies,so I have to hope they get redeemed but they have to first pay back what they did.So,the guy who smashed my parents windows several times,you better get in touch with the police and the guy who stole my 2 weeks wage packet,but I couldnt prove it,even though you know I know,better get in touch with me now,arrange a payment plan,otherwise you ll be paying it back on judgement day,with intrest!!
Mathew5.25
25 “Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still together on the way, or your adversary may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. 26 Truly I tell you, you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.
Sploom:
Lets put it this way.There are about ten people whove crossed me and got away with it.In all my life and Im supposed to love my enemies,so I have to hope they get redeemed but they have to first pay back what they did.So,the guy who smashed my parents windows several times,you better get in touch with the police and the guy who stole my 2 weeks wage packet,but I couldnt prove it,even though you know I know,better get in touch with me now,arrange a payment plan,otherwise you ll be paying it back on judgement day,with intrest!!
Just realised,. we actually know each other 
I used to live a stone’s throw from your Mam’s house.
And are you saying that Jesus does a payment plan?
That’s nice of him, what are the terms?
robroy:
Just realised,. we actually know each otherI used to live a stone’s throw from your Mam’s house.
Sploom:
It just means you are paying for the service that you get.
Sploom:
Then,on the day of reckoning,you can “skip the queue”
Looks like the Christians have been cashing in on this for many many years:
Rare stamp that offered fast track to heaven to go on display in UK
Stamp for papers that enabled ‘fast-track’ through purgatory will be on show at a Hampshire priory
A seal matrix used to authenticate medieval indulgences and offer a fast track to heaven in exchange for cash is to go on display at a Hampshire priory after spending 500 years buried in a field.
The small carved mould, dating between 1470 and 1520, was found by a metal detectorist two miles from Mottisfont, an Augustinian priory and site of pilgrimage near Romsey, Hampshire, that is now owned by the National Trust.
Indulgences were written pardons for sinful behaviour granted by religious institutions in return for financial donation.
They lessened the purchaser’s time in purgatory after death by one year and 40 days.
We dont believe purgatory exists.That was invented just to raise cash.We dont pray for the dead either.God will administer justice in any case,so no need to ask God to do something He already promises
robroy:
Sploom:
Lets put it this way.There are about ten people whove crossed me and got away with it.In all my life and Im supposed to love my enemies,so I have to hope they get redeemed but they have to first pay back what they did.So,the guy who smashed my parents windows several times,you better get in touch with the police and the guy who stole my 2 weeks wage packet,but I couldnt prove it,even though you know I know,better get in touch with me now,arrange a payment plan,otherwise you ll be paying it back on judgement day,with intrest!!
Just realised,. we actually know each other
I used to live a stone’s throw from your Mam’s house.
And are you saying that Jesus does a payment plan?
That’s nice of him, what are the terms?[/quote
No,I do a payment plan.You can pay me £50 a month for the criminal damage
> Sploom:
> We dont pray for the dead either.God will administer justice in any case,so no need to ask God to do something He already promises
So not much point in praying at all if God will administer justice in any case, seems like praying is just a means of your handlers/elders keeping you subjugated to their will.
Ok just send me all your bank details, account number etc, then…jobs a good un.
I’ll get back to you from Mauritius on it…(or Morecambe depending on your balance. )
whisperingsmith:
> Sploom:
> We dont pray for the dead either.God will administer justice in any case,so no need to ask God to do something He already promisesSo not much point in praying at all if God will administer justice in any case, seems like praying is just a means of your handlers/elders keeping you subjugated to their will.
No,Jesus gave us the Lords prayer.Every reason to pray.But my point is,after death,our fate is sealed.No repentance after death.Repentance is a gift of the spirit,in its own right.You want total seperation from God?.He will eventually give you that but then you are left with nothing.The souls in hell cannot repent of their sins
Sploom:
Lets put it this way.There are about ten people whove crossed me and got away with it.In all my life and Im supposed to love my enemies,so I have to hope they get redeemed but they have to first pay back what they did.So,the guy who smashed my parents windows several times,you better get in touch with the police and the guy who stole my 2 weeks wage packet,but I couldnt prove it,even though you know I know,better get in touch with me now,arrange a payment plan,otherwise you ll be paying it back on judgement day,with intrest!!
It gets better and better: So your God takes requests for vengence does he? (You’re probably calling it “Justice” I imagine). You’re even pettier and dafter than I realised. This is where your wet dreams of “God punishing sinners” originates from, a deep seated desire for petty revenge on some people who have “hurt” you.
Fact: Everyone gets “done over” by some one, or some people, in this life, not just once, but multiple times. Deal with it.
Fact: all your biblical Judgement Day, hell and damnation, eternal torment etc etc are just fantasies to help you deal with life, like an ancient comfort blanket. Grow up man!
No,I didnt say he takes requests for vengance,absolutly not.God alone is the judge of sinners
Again primitive ideals, primitive b/s.
The soul…so it’s a part of the human body eh?
Do other mammals have them also btw?
So how come since the enormous progress in medical science that has been made since all this stuff was written (made up), the soul.has never been identified in autopsies and the like,.and identified as an organ of some sort?
Have you any proof of this some go to heaven/some go to hell malarkey?
Because medical science and the science of human biology has proven beyond all doubt that the ‘soul’ whatever its form may be, simply and scientifically does not exist !
And as for afterlife… just head down to your local cemetery with a spade to see what actually does happen after death, instead of readily believing something that some ancient theorist wrote down on a scroll thousands of years ago.
Ok, I know I’m banging my Swede against a brick wall here,.which just brings us right back to the ‘brainwashed’ thing.
Aka going around in ■■■■ circles.