FarnboroughBoy11:
Your trailer in the yard that’s “ready to go” will be the one that’s blocked in.
Just check if the gate opens the other way 
shuttlespanker:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Your trailer in the yard that’s “ready to go” will be the one that’s blocked in.or you open the gate the wrong way
■■■■ YOU SHUTTLESPANKER!
Iceland Swindon will always take a minimum of 3 hrs to tip you no matter of how many pallets you have or whether you are late or on time!
starfighter:
When approaching roundabouts in the middle of nowhere late at night the only other vehicle that hour to use them gets there just in time for you to give way to him. And just as you stop because he’s not indicating and looks like he’s going round, the [zb] exits onto the road you are on.
And the other driver is thinking exactly the same thing
The phone will always ring just after leaving one job, proving without doubt that the tracker is unfortunately still working.
you always encounter slow moving cranes on motorways at the busiest time of the day
The ■■■■ that’s just pulled out in front of you will want to turn right in 3 seconds time.
dew:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Your trailer in the yard that’s “ready to go” will be the one that’s blocked in.Just check if the gate opens the other way
shuttlespanker:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Your trailer in the yard that’s “ready to go” will be the one that’s blocked in.or you open the gate the wrong way
■■■■ YOU SHUTTLESPANKER!
I’m never going to live that down!!!
FarnboroughBoy11:
dew:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Your trailer in the yard that’s “ready to go” will be the one that’s blocked in.Just check if the gate opens the other way
shuttlespanker:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Your trailer in the yard that’s “ready to go” will be the one that’s blocked in.or you open the gate the wrong way
■■■■ YOU SHUTTLESPANKER!
Not if we have anything to do with it! 
When delivering to or travelling across Central London your journey time is sure to be double what you originally planned. Even when you convince yourself it’ll be quicker than going round the M25 and heading in at the nearest point it never is.
Beware of the garage that will tell you your keys are hidden on the radiator or tyres when they worked on the truck, you come to work at silly O clock to find the keys are not where they promised, and the garage is not open till much later, making wait untill they come in to work.
The lies of customs clearing agents, that will say come back in 2 hours to let you know, they keep his up all day, or all week if the paper work is not in order.
The shipping agent that would say you will be loaded in 3 hours in the mountains of Portugal loading shoes, they are making each shoe by hand in a factory with under age girls, packing and loading them, two days later you are part loaded to fill the trailer with groupage all night at depot, cab rocking all night, not allowed to drop the trailer, as moving from bays/ramps all night for over size/awkward goods.
The days you have lost in loading does not matter, as they have told the delivery address you have left two days ago and will arrive on the day/time, when you arrive, they will say what took you so long, you left on such a day and only here now.
When you decide after 5 mins behind someone you are 0.000001 mph faster than to overtke you get near there back doors on a motorway and a coach or an Irish plate turns up in your mirrors from nowhere and the driver inside you just plods along 
Big powerful cars try and enter the motorway at 50mph when there’s football pitches worth of space in front of them then blame you when it doesn’t work out
FarnboroughBoy11:
dew:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Your trailer in the yard that’s “ready to go” will be the one that’s blocked in.Just check if the gate opens the other way
shuttlespanker:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Your trailer in the yard that’s “ready to go” will be the one that’s blocked in.or you open the gate the wrong way
■■■■ YOU SHUTTLESPANKER!
more chance of knitting yoghurt mate
You can get a free shot of expresso and only pay for a latte at those road side vending machines,the cashier can not see what you are doing with your back to her/him.
toby1234abc:
You can get a free shot of expresso and only pay for a latte at those road side vending machines,the cashier can not see what you are doing with your back to her/him.
Thieving scumbag!
I bet youre the sort that takes loose change from another drivers dash if given a chance.
Have you seen the price of the coffee, a few a day is about £500 a year. 
toby1234abc:
Have you seen the price of the coffee, a few a day is about £500 a year.
Yes I have.
Sorry but I dont believe in theft.
Lots of things are expensive, if I cant afford something, then I do without.