There are certain unalterable truths in life, such as dropped toast will always land butter side down, certain mates will always end up buying less rounds than you on a nite in the pub etc.
What I’m after is your transport related truths. I’ll start off with some I’ve observed;
The car that you’ve moved across to let out will ALWAYS pull away on your inside!
The car you’ve eased off for to let out will ALWAYS travel 1mph under your limiter speed.
A parked vehicle on a narrow road will ALWAYS encourage another to park directly opposite it.
10-08:
You will ALWAYS ■■■■ up an easy reverse when you have a large crowd.
And when not a soul is about your blind side reverse will be perfect.
When you think you have loads of time to your destination, hell you will be late because
Of diversions ect ect ect.
When needing to turn round on a road the road will be empty until you select reverse then out of nowhere at least 10 cars will turn up and not one will stop to let you complete the manouvre.
Tea/lunch breaks will always start 2 minutes after you arrive.
Minor defects will miraculously ‘fix’ themselves the moment the fitter gets within 5 yards of the vehicle.
The vehicle in front is driven by a doddering old fool who shouldn’t be allowed out on his own, the one behind is driven by a homicidal maniac with a death wish.
Once your fuel gauge drops below a quarter full you will never see another filling station.
5 minutes waiting for a break to end takes forever: The five minutes before one is due goes in a flash.
After being a good driver and sticking to the speed limits for years, the one time you decide to safely push it there is a cop with a speed gun around the next bend
As soon as you get on the bunk for some well deserved rest during the day you can guarantee they’ll have tipped you or your boss has found you a reload.
mazzer:
When needing to turn round on a road the road will be empty until you select reverse then out of nowhere at least 10 cars will turn up and not one will stop to let you complete the manouvre.
