The Isle of Skye for
a session with those lovely
people at the place where
men are men and women
are men also because it’s
full of very tasty looking
burgers which reminds me that
I want a hot dog 
I find that very pathetic
as it slipped out of
my sparkly pink leotard my
butler said to me that
my bits were on view
So Jessica’s dad deleted them
after a couple of hours
of them being publically displayed
on the billboard at main
M25 junction exits I decided
to ■■■■ the mods off
and wrote “■■■■■” on trucknet