5 Word Story

delboytwo:

pecjam23:
then tried and failed to

communicate with the man on

top with the big hairy

Okey-Didley-Dokely:

delboytwo:

pecjam23:
then tried and failed to

communicate with the man on

top with the big hairy

hole between the cheeks of

of his dirty and rough

smelly matted ball of fluff

OH HE SAID AS HE

pulled out his new thermos :open_mouth:

Which included a furry cup
:stuck_out_tongue:

and a set of furry

pink handcuffs which he attached

The chain from his wallet

Whilst removing one Rigger boot

and taking off his sock

Then tying it to his

big over sized novelty shiny

Scania jacket, and proceeded to

Shout abuse at some muslims

while he drove in to

Glasgow airport departures lounge shouting :sunglasses:

Get back to where you

came from i’m off to