the fanbelt seems to be
chaffing round my nether regions
And interfering with my mind
blowingly alluring pantyhose and leggins.
How long have you been
away from me this time
Ever since you started doing
That thing with your dingaling
the hoovering in your underwear
and tickling my little tinkle
with your long flexible pipe
cleaner that goes all the
way up that dusty hole
in the outside toilet door
next to the chimney sweeps
rods, brushes and dirty clothes
George, Zippy, Bungle and Jeffery
were playing with their balls
here have a play with
my new twanger said Zippy