Guilty as charged my Lord for the following crimes :
Lucy Verasamy ;for waving her arms and hands around like a drunk octopus trying to put a bra on backwards.
Laura Tobin and Alex Beresford for their moronic interjection trying to be astute with the following annoying phrases of :
It’s a game of two halves.
It’s mixed fortunes between the North and South divide .
For the here and now .
Paid a lot of money to talk a lot of twaddle and tell us to pack the umbrella, sun cream, Wellington boots , drink plenty of water , use your fog lights, slow down in fog , patronising plebs the lot of them .
Carol Kirkwood and Lorraine Kelly saying wee this , wee that .
And their false and other phoney Scottish accents like that idiot John Barrowman swapping his fake American accent when it suits him .