cav551:
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0/10 see me after school for detention. Write out 200 times “I must learn to write in plain English”.
Agreed.
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Could be re-written in part as:
We want to cut our costs, and look good.
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To do this we will load you into and out of our factories, so telling customers we are cutting inefficient empty running.
Makes us look good! Also ties you closer to us as you won’t be free to chase better paying jobs.
And with our payment scheme you won’t be able to cut and run, in case we pay on even longer terms.
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Of course, maybe I’m misinterpreting what’s said?