the divorces were best bit of the marriages !! only cost me 2 houses .
key thing i meant to mention is to get trunks not boxers .
trunks have elasticated legs so stop your crown jewels dropping right down to your knees .
this provides a modicum of support until you have rejuvenated your natural support mechanisms .
im half minded to chop 2 toes just to test your thesis , but will wait and see if anybody else can corroborate this first