Maybe one for dipper dave

i was wondering could it be linked to losing two toes as i know your eyes and your arse are connected ,try pulling a hair out of your arse and see if your eyes don’t water for example , i won’t shop at sports direct but maybe i might have to relax my principals a wee bit to get me a box of them and give it a try ,thanks

just to add if you’ve been divorced three times i feel guilty asking you about my problems :unamused: