Retired Old ■■■■:
I’d come looking for you, Bewick, if I thought an ex-GPO Bantam would catch one of those fancy Mercedes things.
Hare and Tortoise ROF, the Bantam will still be plodding along happily many years after the Merc has been recycled into a washing machine! 
Possibly still on the same gallon of juice as well. 
Pete.