How many mailing list users does it take to change a bulb?

HOW MANY COUNTRY AND WESTERN SINGERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB ?

A) … 4.

1 to change the bulb and 3 to sing about how good the old one was.

HOW MANY ROADIES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB ?

A) … 1, 2, 1, 2, 2,2,2 1,1,1 1,2,1,2