Franglais:
I’ve only ever heard of one Phil on TNUK.
Apparently he’s had loads of time to practice his techniques?
But most (all) of his nights aren’t ‘out’.
That’s true Franglais, I believe that LimeyPhil hasn’t done a night out for quite a while.
IIRC, he hails from Blackpool or thereabouts… that’s unless Her Majesty has decided that she prefers him to live in Chelmsford for the duration. In which case, it could be our Phil.