whats your top tips?
Tip 1: Hourly pay.
Tip 2: Relax. It gets there when it gets there.
don’t whistle when your eating custard…
and if your in a pub or club at lunchtime when the stripper/lapdancers are on…don’t order soup… 
Pint of gin and Tonic.
Rinse and repeat until thoroughly lorried.
Then put your card in and start shift 
Never eat yellow snow.
Roymondo:
Never eat yellow snow.
Maximum points for originality.
Never ■■■■ towards the wind!
get a different job
dri-diddly-iver:
Never ■■■■ towards the wind!
Maximum points for originality.
iwas at the horse racing a couple of weeks ago when a guy came up to me all shifty and asked me confidencially if I would like a tip for the winner of the next race…I had to reply,no thanks,ive only got a small garden.
Sunday to Thursday shift pattern
Class friday as any other day if done early it’s a result if later don’t care!!! 
Contraflow:
Maximum points for originality.
Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle
1, make sure your hourly paid
2, just expect to be running in saturday and anything else is a bonus
3, makes sure youve got a 10 hour drive and a 15 hour shift
4, make sure your fridge is full of lager
dri-diddly-iver:
Never ■■■■ towards the wind!
Especially if your stood on the cab step at 3am with the door open wearing only you boxers 
Plugster:
1, make sure your hourly paid2, just expect to be running in saturday and anything else is a bonus
3, makes sure youve got a 10 hour drive and a 15 hour shift
4, make sure your fridge is full of lager
This is now my Friday motto.
If you are a full timer on a salary - take as many “odd day fridays” off as possible. 