Which one to choose
Well the first one was in my pre artic days, D had a D800 box that had a small rear tailgate & a roller shutter, the shutter was the small slat type & the runners were buggered from being caught by forklifts etc, because of this, once it went up at the 1st drop it stayed up until I was on the way home again, on this particular day I was delivering pallets of jam, at a drop in the countryside of Surrey I put my pallet truck under one of the pallets & pumped it a few times to stop it rolling out, I latched the tailgate & off I went, at the next junction I pulled away & heard a rumbling noise & then a crash, I looked in the mirror & saw my pallet truck & a pallet of jam laying in the middle of the road, oh dear not good, the jam jars were totalled, i doubt there were any that weren’t cracked so I threw the lot over the hedge, picked up my now empty pallet & pallet truck, managed to get them in the back again, pulled the shutter down to keep the tailgate from flapping around & got the hell out of Dodge, I signed the note for the missing pallet of jam myself & nothing was ever said about it, lucky.
The next one saw me well & truly captured, I had a new, to me, 2033 Merc & when I went out for the first time in it I got to the factory where my preloaded trailer was, banged under the trailer & found my suzies wrapped around the prop, red faced I went back to the yard & got it sorted, with new suzies safely stowed I set off again, this time I managed to get there in one piece, my trailer was parked next to a wall, I went under it & decided to set my sliding 5th wheel, in the days before air suspension moving a slider was a real pain & it took ages to get the pins located, I was in & out of the cab twenty times, eventually I got it sorted & put the dog clips on, wound up the legs, plugged in the suzies & turned on the taps, then I noticed the prop turning, I’d forgotten the handbrake in the unit, now I didn’t panic & jump off, I just yanked the red line & it stopped, wow that was lucky I thought, wrong, the drivers door had caught the wall & was now bent round 180 degrees, I ended up going back to the yard with the door tied to the grab handle & even with a double dolly it still had a gap big enough that I didn’t need to open it to get in or out, the guvnor was not impressed at all with this & I learned a few new swear words that day