You'd think they'd use a layby for that sort of thing

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Two men have just got in the foreign lorry next to me and pulled the curtains :open_mouth: l :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: , for gods sake if you want to do those sort of things find a layby , I’ve locked my doors

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Methinks the lady protests too much

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I didn’t know Dozy drove a foreign lorry? You learn something new everyday… :open_mouth:

Can tell a gay trucker a mile away… apart from the obvious frilly curtains, they keep scraping the fifth wheel grease off and putting it into little jars… :confused:

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dozy:
Two men have just got in the foreign lorry next to me and pulled the curtains :open_mouth: l :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: , for gods sake if you want to do those sort of things find a layby , I’ve locked my doors

What does “dozy” think they’re doing?

A well earned sleep perhaps?

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Me thinks Dozy has parked up on Clapham Common.

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Don’t worry Dozy, Eric and I can confirm the driver was English on foreign plates! :smiley:

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Have you considered that they might be double manning?

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happysack:
Have you considered that they might be double manning?

Was he parked near Brighton [emoji6]

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It was a business deal!

I was buying 10,000 CPC cards! :smiley:

I’ve since found out they’re worthless… :unamused:

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Reading between the lines I believe he was at Gretna services. The lucky wee scamp.

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happysack:
Have you considered that they might be double manning?

Is that a euphemism?

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Only in dozys head

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I think sainsburys calls it lock and dock. :slight_smile:

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Perhaps they were tired a fancied an early night :slight_smile:

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happysack:
Have you considered that they might be double manning?

A 3 sum is defo a possibility.

Think dozy is a bit paranoid though, probably an innocent private chat took place. I often get in a mates motor, usually just drink a few beers have a chat and touch willies for a bit.

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could of been doing a load of sniff!

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chilistrucker:
could of been doing a load of sniff!

Or shifting some…

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You probably should have locked your doors before they got in next to you.

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Dipper_Dave:

happysack:
Have you considered that they might be double manning?

A 3 sum is defo a possibility.

Think dozy is a bit paranoid though, probably an innocent private chat took place. I often get in a mates motor, usually just drink a few beers have a chat and touch willies for a bit.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

When you gat out make sure you check your fly and adjust your belt, that will keep the paranoid on their toes :wink:

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Rich_T:
You probably should have locked your doors before they got in next to you.

:laughing: