A bloody simple turn , but you lot turn it into mayhem, traffic at a stanstill , as the lady said could of been a pedestrian or a pushchair
Just surrender you’re bloody lisenses
Says the man who blamed a van for him hitting the van, because " the van shouldn’t have been there"…
And fined nearly £800 by the DVSA at court .
“I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.”
Or summat similar…
Is it my eyes, or Dopey been splashing the manfat over the newspaper in his fit of excitement?
peirre:
Is it my eyes, or Dopey been splashing the manfat over the newspaper in his fit of excitement?
FFS good job I had put my coffee down or a new laptop would be required 
He has left enough man juice there to populate the whole of China .
30 foot trailers, we’re still used a lot when I started,
Roads were less congested. An councils didn’t hate us then
Now we drive at 44 ton, 52 foot trailers doing multi drops, 16 foot trailers doing pallet work multi drops.
The roads have been significantly narrowed at junctions and roundabouts etc,
Cycle lanes, pedestrianised zones, we go into old city streets, cars both sides, making a left turn at a traffic light is like a successful moonshot
Why do we go into streets that’d give a test pilot stress?
Because that’s where we’re picking up or tipping
Personally I’d love if every city in Britain banned artic,
18 ton only.
My wife is fed up with me saying, London, build transport hubs outside M25. Any thing over 7.5 to tip there and send in the transits. 
SWEDISH BLUE:
My wife is fed up with me saying, London, build transport hubs outside M25. Any thing over 7.5 to tip there and send in the transits.
you forgot the 20foot high wall to keep them in
SWEDISH BLUE:
My wife is fed up with me saying, London, build transport hubs outside M25. Any thing over 7.5 to tip there and send in the transits.
Only thing that Suprised me there was, you found a woman to marry you.
You would have loved to marry a woman like my wife.
Guy showed me a pic of his wife. “Aint she a cracker,” he says.
“You should see my wife,” I said.
“Why, is she a hottie too?”
“Nah - she’s an optician.”