dri-diddly-iver:
Born Idle:
P.S. Re. my manhood. I’m an ex Rugby League player (not pro) and I never got pointed or laughed at in the showers!Just another ■■■■ then!
sorry, funny at the time
I was going to reply “bum bum” but I’ve thought better of it.
Mattwoodtransport:
What I’d do is raise my own blood pressure spouting I’m better than you,take a picture just to prove my own jobsworth, small man syndrome, post it online, take even more effort to tiptoe on my pedestal, and then spout some drivel about kerbs. Then go home and write a very strongly worded letter to my MP. And then just as I wipe a tear from my cheek, pat myself on the back and Google how to increase my manhood.
Ouch
Born Idle:
I was going to reply “bum bum” but I’ve thought better of it.
Good job you didn’t reply then 
he may have got the arse 
Grub .are you joking .you don’t get grub as a trucker.twix and milk from the vendor .if you are very lucky
The-Snowman:
Ive seen the website before and had a good chuckle at some of the bizarre places people park. In trolley bays,diagonal across two bays and I also saw one that was parked on the yellow hatch area in front of a fire station! Some peoples common sense is beyond belief
My dad did this once, but he was driving a wrecker with a car on the back. He’d called the FB boys out earlier 'coz the thing had burst into flames (it was during the late sixties, they snip battery cables these days). He was going down Portsdown Hill in Cosham (Portsmouth) when he noticed it had reignited, so he just parked it outside the Station, rang the bell and asked them to do a proper job this time…
They will get it from the subsidised canteen they are not allowed in to get their hot food.avoiding the ulcers and heart attacks that are part of the job.thanks unite
I used to take a Tesco decker into Morrison’s garage for a two quid sarnie.as we had no canteen facility.doesn’t look good .but then 15 hour shifts do need a meal break.however it was usdaw at this site
SWEDISH BLUE:
Look what happened at Asda on M5 Bristol, when drivers took the p1ss, or rather left it behind
No that was because some Scottish company drivers would tip at NFT then park at 2pm and leave the toilets in the main building wetter and dirtier than a ■■■■■ on a Friday night. That’s why they enforced the no parking
Don’t show that site to Tesco Thurrock security, they’ll have Switchlogic up on there 
Put a Somerfield trailer on a Sainsburys shop loading bay once while I was on an errand for my TM. The look on the back door staffs faces 