What about this poor fella …
He was offered the job to clean the 2 lifts in a 20 storey building, 3 hours a day.
Quit after his first day, said it was impossible to clean 40 of them in 3 hours 
Hmm. Perhaps if he learn’t how to do some basic sums first!
TT your right work scares the bejesus out of me, thats why I was a box jockey! 