You can't make it up

Just come back from Pets At Home to buy dog a new collar, she broke last one and chased postie down the street, “she was only being friendly” anyhow I digress,

There was a bloke in there who wanted a refund on a dogs chewy toy because the dog had chewed it and torn it :open_mouth: , had me, r lass and the staff in stitches (sorry no pun intended). As we were leaving I heard him misquoting the Sales of Goods Act, ffs are peeps really that gormless?

The P.A.H. collars are absolute crap,I’ve gone through 2 in just a few months.

gsm31:
The P.A.H. collars are absolute crap,I’ve gone through 2 in just a few months.

Don’t put it on too tight and tell your missus to take it off before going to sleep then :laughing: