Two southerners were opening a new shop in London, they were just having a break before stocking up when one man says to the other “bet you any money a foreigner comes in and asks what we’re selling.”
Not long after a Yorkshire man walks in and says " so w’at ya selling ere then lads".
Bloke answers sarcastically “■■■■■■■■■■■ and the Yorkshire man say, doing well then, only got two left!