A couple from Barnsley are sitting in the kitchen.
“Ey up, our lass” says the bloke. “Ah’ve got a reet grand idea. Let’s play I-spy”
“Ah reet pet” says his wife. “You go first then”
“I spy, wit’ my little eye, summat beginning wit’ T”.
“Is it tea towel?”
“Nay lass, it’s not tea towel”
“Is it teapot?”
“Nay lass, it’s not teapot”
“Is it toaster?”
Nay lass, it’s not toaster"
“Ah reet, ah give oop then, what is it?”
“It’s t’oven”