I was chatting to a very good friend of mine last night, he works for one of the UK’s leading vending machine suppliers, they supply, maintain and re-stock over 99% of the UK’s vending machines. He was telling me that he’s currently working on a contract for one of the main UK haulage companies, he’s been replacing the chunky KItKats and Yorkies for the cheaper Boosts and Lion bars, also Walkers crisps are being replaced with out of date Wotsits. His company is currently in talks with this certain haulage firm as they may be replacing the PG tips tea bags with Aldi’s own brand ( this is not confirmed as of yet) now I cannot name the firm but all I will say is if they had their own TV series I doubt there would be any mention of this in the next series !!
Lol this will get locked!!
Also, it’s illegal to sell out of date anything. So, on that basis, this story is just that.
I’ve never been a fan of wotsits so glad i don’t work there 
partial to the odd double decker tho
Double Deckers are being replaced with single deckers 
It’s only illegal if someone finds out
Darb:
Double Deckers are being replaced with single deckers
because 16’2" won’t go under 13’3"!
Vending machines usually have various prices for each “shelf” in the machine. Bag of crisps 50p, mars bar 60p, dairy milk 70p.
I think they may be talking nonsense. It’s illegal, fraudulent and they would have their asses handed to them in a court of law (for false advertising and selling out of date stuff).
My mate told me, when he was waiting to get onto that ferry what sank he went into get a Marathon bar and the vending machine kept giving him free ones. He took so long grabbing free chocs he missed the ferry.
Talk about being 1 seriously lucky fella…
all that free chocolate. 
just on the subject of vending machines,i never use them.
If you were to see in side them i dont think anybody would.
They are fithy inside,mould growing were ingrediants have been spilled.
The pipes are supossed to be cleaned out once aweek but rarely are.
’ Stay away,you have been warned’
If you driving under a vending machine with the forklift then apply a little tilt, everything gets reduced in price rather dramatically.
Derf:
If you driving under a vending machine with the forklift then apply a little tilt, everything gets reduced in price rather dramatically.
…of course these reductions do not apply if the vending machine is in the canteen on the first floor, or a certain parcel company cotton on that the night trunkers were stacking the cages in front of the cameras when they got back, then disappearing with the fork lift for a few minutes. So subsequently reposition the vending machines behind a crash barrier bolted to the floor
No more chunky Kitkats? Scandalous. Yet another example of this noble profession being destroyed by management who don’t know or think or care about what the driver needs, it’s just about the bottom line and nothing else, so what if we have to eat Aldi value biscuits, they’re only drivers. It wasnt like this in the old days when we were kings of the road, we would be served 6 course silver service meals three times a day by naked virgins, in between 30 minute driving shifts with a servant to change gear. Times have changed and I for one have had enough. It’s disgusting, nobody should have to endure these conditions, I’m going to complain to my MP (if he’s not in jail that is)
Cheap horse meat in the canteen at Appleton!
DynoDad:
No more chunky Kitkats? Scandalous. Yet another example of this noble profession being destroyed by management who don’t know or think or care about what the driver needs, it’s just about the bottom line and nothing else, so what if we have to eat Aldi value biscuits, they’re only drivers. It wasnt like this in the old days when we were kings of the road, we would be served 6 course silver service meals three times a day by naked virgins, in between 30 minute driving shifts with a servant to change gear. Times have changed and I for one have had enough. It’s disgusting, nobody should have to endure these conditions, I’m going to complain to my MP (if he’s not in jail that is)
Brilliant!
I didn’t want chocolate with cheese in it, and I don’t want chocolate with meat in it either. I don’t care if it IS 100% British beef. If I want that, I’ll have a cup of Bovril and a ■■■■ and be done with it.
Hoiman Fatha, eye kinna drenk 16 peents of Beefril anah dinna been to va teelet yet!
DynoDad:
No more chunky Kitkats? Scandalous. Yet another example of this noble profession being destroyed by management who don’t know or think or care about what the driver needs, it’s just about the bottom line and nothing else, so what if we have to eat Aldi value biscuits, they’re only drivers. It wasnt like this in the old days when we were kings of the road, we would be served 6 course silver service meals three times a day by naked virgins, in between 30 minute driving shifts with a servant to change gear. Times have changed and I for one have had enough. It’s disgusting, nobody should have to endure these conditions, I’m going to complain to my MP (if he’s not in jail that is)
Lol 