Tarrman:
So far I’ve had a printed A4 piece of paper saying “thankyou for your support”.
Good old Stobbies! 
rob22888:
Tarrman:
So far I’ve had a printed A4 piece of paper saying “thankyou for your support”.Good old Stobbies!
A few years ago my mate got a knock on the door…
“Merry Christmas, I’m the bloke who empties your bin for you”
To which my mate replied.
“Merry Christmas, I’m the ■■■■ that fills it”
Door shuts.
Ha ha ha, this was especially funny because not two weeks earlier my mates bin wasn’t emptied, because the lid was 1cm above being totally shut.
The last Xmas box I received was shopping vouchers for Morrisons to the value of £50
So many drivers grumbled about it not being cash that the boss simply didn’t give anything after that.
I don’t blame him either.
Tbh I don’t really expect one from any company I work for any more than they would expect one from me.
Mind you, the lads at our Warrington depot got an unwelcome one on the 25th November, 30 days notice.
del949:
The last Xmas box I received was shopping vouchers for Morrisons to the value of £50
So many drivers grumbled about it not being cash that the boss simply didn’t give anything after that.
I don’t blame him either.
What a bunch of knobs 
£50 supermarket voucher = 4 crates of beer.
rob22888:
del949:
The last Xmas box I received was shopping vouchers for Morrisons to the value of £50
So many drivers grumbled about it not being cash that the boss simply didn’t give anything after that.
I don’t blame him either.What a bunch of knobs
£50 supermarket voucher = 4 crates of beer.
The Idiots I work with complain cos we only get £100 it was £200 till about 3 years ago. I’ve told them they should be grateful they get anything there’s a lot that don’t,personally I’m up to about £60-65,bottle of wine and some toffees of my customers but I don’t drive anymore I’m weed killing their lawns
I got a tip today…"Don’t eat yellow snow "
Dont pick yer nose with a broken bottle. 
A couple bottles of wine from clients and the boss took the whole company out for a 3 course meal with free bar from 12 noon till 5pm- then the other directors bought drinks until long into the night- as I work from home a long way from the office they also paid my travel expenses and two nights hotel
Good to see some people get something then! Went to our yard for the first time since my interview this evening to sign a pension plan and noticed our suppliers have been leaving wine/beer etc.
I was just looking over to see what was in the pile and the big boss looks at me and says “they’re for the workers, you ain’t got a ■■■■■■■ chance lad. Just like everyone else in this office.”
My manager told me all our names are going in a hat and it gets given out that way, she said ignore big boss he’s just upset one of the other drivers had knocked his new motorbike over
Will see Friday if I get anything worth having
don`t dress in white and walk in front of a s**t throwing machine.
Nice surprise today- Lady ‘V’ rang me from work & her company wants to buy us (Lady ‘V’ & me) a bottle of Booze ! each !
Makes a change, she usually moans at me for drinking too much !
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”
A tip for the two soon to be ex colleagues who were whinging because I was refueling ths afternoon and were convinced I was time wasting…
When the needle on the fuel gauge is starting to point to red you need to put more diesel in! The time of day is irrelevant.
It used to be a fiver wrapped around a calender which slow rose through the years to £100 or so before dropping to a tenner. now I don’t even get a calender.
The best Christmas tip would be ’ Don’t drink and drive"
The best kind of tip is knowing you’ve still got a job after Xmas
Off the firm ive had £100 in the wage, 12 bottles of wine, 2 cases of Pale Ale, a Diary and a card. (No cuddly toy 
)
Off the customers a bit of booze and between us we ask for donations to the ‘Xmas Book’ where we split the money between us a couple of the yard lads, have a beer with it and dependant on who’s there have a row too.
Got a bottle Smirnoff no cash tips this year though 
been at crossroads the Volvo dealership for 14 years,always get a free night out ,vouchers,and free butty on xmas eve, well happy with that,keith
Sod all, except for a book of discount vouchers which is fine but I try not to shop there…
Nothing, not even a wageslip, again.