Follow this recipe to the letter for a great crimbo dinner! How to cook a Turkey: first, buy a Turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the Turkey in the oven. Take another two drinks of whiskey, and set the degrees at 375 ovens. Have three more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take four whisks of drinksy and turk the bastey, stick a turkey in the thermometre, and glass yoursef a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the Turkey and floor the Turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of Turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the Carvey! Sust Jayin"
lee mc67:
Follow this recipe to the letter for a great crimbo dinner! How to cook a Turkey: first, buy a Turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the Turkey in the oven. Take another two drinks of whiskey, and set the degrees at 375 ovens. Have three more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take four whisks of drinksy and turk the bastey, stick a turkey in the thermometre, and glass yoursef a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the Turkey and floor the Turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of Turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the Carvey! Sust Jayin"
Great recipe … thanks.
Worth a try 
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lee mc67:
Follow this recipe to the letter for a great crimbo dinner! How to cook a Turkey: first, buy a Turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the Turkey in the oven. Take another two drinks of whiskey, and set the degrees at 375 ovens. Have three more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take four whisks of drinksy and turk the bastey, stick a turkey in the thermometre, and glass yoursef a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the Turkey and floor the Turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of Turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the Carvey! Sust Jayin"
Good one 