Remind me not to park next to him overnight!
Love it!!! 
Bone collector or mass murderer,yeh, lock the doors parked with Mr Grim Reaper next door.
Obviously his previous victims.
One way of keeping the ladies of the night away 
There is a guy at our place with a Halloween mask draped over his passenger seat. Not a pleasant thing to see when its dark and you’re tired in the morning!
Get to the choppa!
Note to self; invest in really creepy-looking inflatable passenger
I feel compelled to now 
Wonder if thats the last three immigrants who tried to stowaway in his truck from Calais?
A bit more sinister than a Bertie legohead 
Rather that than what I saw this morning in a Sitra truck windscreen looked like two pinned out Tarantulas
in a frame wouldnt what to spend the night with them 
Bet he feels a right sausage with his plastic skelleton heads when pulled over by DVSA for a check. They’re rummaging around his cab, testing lights, tooting his lorry horn. The mystery scary trucker image. Ooooooooo!
(that was a Halloween oooo not a Graham Norton oooo)
bald bloke:
Obviously his previous victims.
Just need to be wearing cycling helmets, thwn he’s sorted.
He could be a cannibal from a long lost tribe in South America.
When he gets his cooker out, head for the hills.
I wonder which skull he keeps his brain in 
Radar19:
There is a guy at our place with a Halloween mask draped over his passenger seat. Not a pleasant thing to see when its dark and you’re tired in the morning!
I’ve seen a large high-viz overcoat (manager type) draped over the passenger seat in a vacant tractor cab with a decent full-sized skull mask on top. A bit startling when you turn into the yard at 6am in winter at the end of your shift all knackered, as you suggest… This was at S&S in Tonbridge.
I saw a few times a Pink Panther, the size of a human in the passenger seat, it’s tail was visible, made me laugh seeing it.
Seriously demonic 
…All you’d need to complete the picture - is a stensil ofvarious north african nation’s flags on each skull…