Would you put yourself up for this?

A trained ‘first responder’ for road crashes and so on…
truckingtopics.co.uk/driverfirstassis.html

Call me cynical but, is this just yet another way to fleece us of even more money :imp:

Most ‘Professional’ HGV drivers would act as a ‘First Responder’ without having to pay for it.
I’ve got nothing against training, 1st Aid is very useful, but I’ve been offered a Biker Down Course (on the same lines as the rip off course above) for free.

Do these people take us for Idiots.
How nice you get to pay £95 + £20 registration fee + refresher courses @ £■■? then you get a Nice Shiny New Hi Viz & a 1st aid Kit (which most people carry anyway)

Wait a minute :bulb:
I’m gonna run a course on ‘How to Wipe Your Arse’
just send your £95 course fee + £20 admin fee + £20 equipment fee (for Bog Rolls) + £20 joining fee + £95 refresher fee to-
Viking Industries.
‘Rip Off the General public’ Street.
Big Windows/See you coming Town.
Jeez wot a load of Muppets’shire’
Great ‘Rip Off’ Britain.

‘This time next year, I’m gonna be a Millionair’ :smiley:

Good point, well made!

Its a good idea in principle, however it’s the customers of haulage firms that would have to be convinced. Tell me if Tosco would accept late loads because the driver was attending an accident. :imp:

The best way to get this project off the ground would be to promote it to the large supermarket chains and allow them to use the fact that they support it in their advertising.

p.s. It may even help prevent accidents if well enough promoted, our friends the car drivers would surely slow down a bit rather than risk getting mouth to mouth from us hated “fat hairy truckers”. :laughing:

good idea if it was government funded and free for us to do maybe even bribe us with a free 7 hours of CPC training as well otherwise whats the point we might as well fill in pot holes and paint white lines on the road while we’re at it

And how I was treated the last few times I stopped at an accident I don’t think i’ll make a habit of doing so. They was more interested at collected my details and telling me to ■■■■ off then they was interested in the guy laying on the floor(after they worked out I didn’t cause it and turned up later to help as no one else stoped)

There are already dcpc first aid courses for much less than that !

I know this doesn’t have the DCPC overhead, and is obviously subsidised from somewhere, but it’s 1/3 the price

Icare are providing an upcoming course in conjunction with Ocean BMW Plymouth. Rates are discounted to £30 for attendees
ICARE

We are pleased to reveal details of a forthcoming training course, to be held at Ocean Plymouth.

ICARE ’ Immediate Care At the Roadside in an Emergency’ is a first aid course specifically designed with motorcyclists in mind. It will supply the participants with the knowledge and skills required to manage the scene of an accident and deals with the different types of life threatening trauma encountered at the scene.

Course Content

Scene Safety
Mechanism of Injury
Emergency techniques uncluding removal of motorcycle helmet
Basic life support

Course duration
This is a one day course, 0930 - 1630hrs
Assessment

Continuous assessment by our SWAST Trainer*

*Training will be provided by a South West Ambulance Service ‘Clinical Tutor’

Certification

Successful participants will receive a SWAST certificate. The certificate will be valid for three years and it is recommended that participants attend an annual half day course to update their skills.

Further details

The ICARE course will be held on a Saturday in a dedicated training room at Ocean Plymouth. There will be a maximum of 12 participants.

No previous first aid experience is necessary.

We are hoping to be able to offer this course at a subsidised rate of £30* - exclusively for Ocean Plymouth customers - this will include complimentary refreshments from Ocean Cafe!.

Email here to register your interest in attending this course (Date/s and costs to be confirmed).

*Normal course cost is £550 (approx £45 each)

Corbs- I thought this might interest some of you?

I think this is the icare website?
www.emagister.co.uk/icare_immediate_car … 322567.htm

this is BMW Plymouth Motorcycles website
www.oceanbmwbikes.co.uk/
tel:01752 202828

martinviking:

Wait a minute :bulb:
I’m gonna run a course on ‘How to Wipe Your Arse’
just send your £95 course fee + £20 admin fee + £20 equipment fee (for Bog Rolls) + £20 joining fee + £95 refresher fee to-
Viking Industries.
‘Rip Off the General public’ Street.
Big Windows/See you coming Town.
Jeez wot a load of Muppets’shire’
Great ‘Rip Off’ Britain.

‘This time next year, I’m gonna be a Millionair’ :smiley:

Dear Sir
I read your advertisement with interest and I am presently considering signing up for the course. I would,however, be obliged if you would confirm one or two details regarding the content. Does the course cover the frequently encountered emergency situation arising from a lack of Bog Roll?? Obviously,although quite competent at wiping my arse, my boss feels that I would benefit from further training to cover this possibility which would also reduce his overheads (or should that be underarses?).

Yours Faithfully

C.L.Ingon

gardun:

martinviking:

Wait a minute :bulb:
I’m gonna run a course on ‘How to Wipe Your Arse’
just send your £95 course fee + £20 admin fee + £20 equipment fee (for Bog Rolls) + £20 joining fee + £95 refresher fee to-
Viking Industries.
‘Rip Off the General public’ Street.
Big Windows/See you coming Town.
Jeez wot a load of Muppets’shire’
Great ‘Rip Off’ Britain.

‘This time next year, I’m gonna be a Millionair’ :smiley:

Dear Sir
I read your advertisement with interest and I am presently considering signing up for the course. I would,however, be obliged if you would confirm one or two details regarding the content. Does the course cover the frequently encountered emergency situation arising from a lack of Bog Roll?? Obviously,although quite competent at wiping my arse, my boss feels that I would benefit from further training to cover this possibility which would also reduce his overheads (or should that be underarses?).

Yours Faithfully

C.L.Ingon

Dear Sir.

The Andrex Puppies (who are running the course) have agreed to include a module covering the Lack of Bogroll Situation. As they are experts at producing this phenomenon by running all over the house pulling miles of Toilet Roll behind them, they feel that they have the relevant qualifications to fulfil this requirement.
We will require an extra £250.31p for this extra module. £50 for the extra administration, £200 Rip off Tax & 31p for a new Ball (that we lost last week over the park)

Your Faithfully.

Mr Dan-Gleberry.