Wot you put into your Lorry

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Got me a Sodastream “Sparkling Water maker” for £20.- at ASDA. Spare Cartrige for £19.-
Checked ASDA.com and its with £60.- online.
Always good sparkling Water.Just fill in Tap-Water and get 60 Liter of a Cartridge.

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Cans cider , but I don’t put it in the truck I drink it

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diesel

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Oil

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I wish somebody would put you in their lorry and take you a long long way away where is no wi fi. :slight_smile:

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Windscreen wash.

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Topsoil.
Rubble.
Muck.
Crushed concrete.
Shingle.
Stone.
Sand.
Ballast.
Tarmac planings.
Dust (normally in the cab).
Dismembered remains of Trucknet members posing as immigrants.

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Pallets of stuff :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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So the secret of his “condition” is that he lives on water taken from taps in petrol stations near car wash and air taps “sparkled up” using ASDA equipment…

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ad blue

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Gearbox oil.

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I don’t want to see Dipper’s answer! :open_mouth:

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Predictable but honest.

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Dipper_Dave:
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Predictable but honest.

Carbonated? :open_mouth:

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Evil8Beezle:

Dipper_Dave:
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Predictable but honest.

Carbonated? :open_mouth:

Still
But im wondering if a sodastream down me japs would give me ■■■■ a little extra fizz.

Theres a health warning somewhere about sodastreams and tap water, no warnings about japs eye insertion though.
Me little newts will think there in a jacuzzi, much better than rafting on a wetwipe.

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Immigrant:
Got me a Sodastream “Sparkling Water maker” for £20.- at ASDA. Spare Cartrige for £19.-
Checked ASDA.com and its with £60.- online.
Always good sparkling Water.Just fill in Tap-Water and get 60 Liter of a Cartridge.

One question . . why?

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You can buy a bottle of good quality recycled carbonated pee for 75 pence at Asda and have a good use for when empty :slight_smile:

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Suedehead:

Immigrant:
Got me a Sodastream “Sparkling Water maker” for £20.- at ASDA. Spare Cartrige for £19.-
Checked ASDA.com and its with £60.- online.
Always good sparkling Water.Just fill in Tap-Water and get 60 Liter of a Cartridge.

One question . . why?

Don’t even bother wondering why. It’s like when you were at school and the class’ “special child” got certificates for doing normal stuff. You weren’t meant to ask “why?”

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Immigrant:
Got me a Sodastream “Sparkling Water maker” for £20.- at ASDA. Spare Cartrige for £19.-
Checked ASDA.com and its with £60.- online.
Always good sparkling Water.Just fill in Tap-Water and get 60 Liter of a Cartridge.

I always think soda spoils a good whisky, in fact I would only add water if it was a blend, good malts need to be savoured neat.

I trust you don’t partake until the days driving is done - would hate to think that is what is happening behind those peek-a-boo frilly curtains.

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Trying to get a fuxcapasatator :grimacing: