Hi troops.
Loaded Knowsley Liverpool Fri and left at exactly 1pm. Got onto M57 no probs. M62 no probs. M6 no probs until Stoke turn off. Bit slow I thought but got through it. Thought to myself all is good so far Smudge, you will be home in time for legover. WRONG!. Got through Brum then probs started. From Corley services to the M1 nearly 2 hours! Thought it must be an accident but NOTHING! Oh well, off we go again. Going well until Northampton. Another queue. NOTHING! Again got through. Time is now getting on but thought of legover is keeping me in check!! Got to Luton and its all stop again and its piled up as far as the eye can see. Again Nothing!! Off we jolly well go again and I can smell the wonderful M25. OH DEAR!! Yep, traffic queuing for miles!
By this time all thoughts of being in bed with nice crisp sheets and a nice crisp girlfriend are shot to hell. Got onto M25 and we are really rockin" so all is good until Heathrow and there are roadworks. Something to do with putting in a new spur road on the M25 or something like that. Another hour and a half and im through!!. Finally got back to my yard at 10-30 Fri eve. I showed my card, all legal, to my Guvnor and he nearly passed out!!!
From Liverpool to Hastings…9Hrs 30 mins!!
Is this a world record?