I put my finger in the woodpecker’s hole
The woodpecker said “God bless my soul!
Pull it out! Pull it out! Pull it out! Re – move it!”
I took my finger from the woodpecker’s hole
The woodpecker said “God bless my soul!
Put it back! Put it back! Put it back! Re – place it!”
I stuck my finger in the woodpecker’s hole
The woodpecker said “God bless my soul!
Turn it round! Turn it round! Turn it round! Re – volve it!”
I turned my finger in the woodpecker’s hole
The woodpecker said “God bless my soul!
Turn it back! Turn it back! Turn it back! Re – verse it!”
I reversed my finger in the woodpecker’s hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Slow it down! Slow it down! Slow it down! Re – tard it!
I slowed my finger in the woodpecker’s hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Speed it up! Speed it up! Speed it up! Re – juvenate it!
I accelerated my finger in the woodpecker’s hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Back and forth! Back and forth! Back and forth! Re – ciprocate it!
I plunged my finger in the woodpecker’s hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Re – tract it!
I withdrew my finger from the woodpecker’s hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Have a sniff! Have a sniff! Have a sniff! Re – volting!