Wooden signs with pathetic phrases

You will find them being sold to brainless idiots at Msa,s, Tourist places, with annoying catchphrases engraved on a daft piece of wood for £30 that really cost 5 pence to make and ship on a container from Taiwan to flog to the gullible English .
Phrases such as Gone fishing ,yawn .
What with dream catchers in truck cabs and Spanish Matodor bull killer spears in trucks on day working, what is the world coming to?

Same as it ever was mate.

On that theme, whats with the wooden ducks which seem to be appearing in MSA’s esp moto ones usually in WHsmiths shops? Been seeing stacks of them out the front of the shop next to the other useless tat they try to flog, but cant see why it would possibly be connected with being on a motorway…not even that nice looking as a pressie.

Its the children’s wetsuits that I can’t understand - surely if you’re in the market for one, a msa is the last place you’d think of? And its unlikely to be an impulse buy

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At Msa,s they sell six to nine foot tall wooden giraffes, who the heck buys those ?
And worthless tat in the shop, such as five meter long selfie sticks and giant insulated coffee mugs .
The cashier’s are like robots and ask everybody if they a giant bar of chocalate for a quid or a bag of sweets .
At McDonalds, you ask for a cheeseburger, they all ask if its a meal, if I wanted a meal, I would have asked for it .
Car drivers never have to swipe or leave their fuel card prior to filling up but lorry drivers have to, a lorry is not the quickest get away vehicle for bilking.
Automated toilets that flush when you are still doing your business, you get a bidet wash with filthy water up your starfish.