Women.

I know most lorry drivers pay attention to the road ahead at all times and dont get distracted by females on the pavement, but every time I glance across nonchalantly in their direction they always seem to catch me gawping...i mean glancing. They always seem to know when someone is looking at them, and you get caught looking. Ive even tried not to look at them any more, but its hard to change the habit of a lifetime.
How do they know?

cheekymonkey:
How do they know?

Because they see it day in, day out and have come to expect it, therefore they have the same reaction you do which is automatically looking.

Natural action methinks…

Perks of the job. :smiling_imp: :grimacing:

The truth is, they want to be looked at.
So now you know.

I have a theory about this…
Now its depends what part of the country your in as some ladies will appear to be looking at the road at the same time as looking forward, particularly norfolk way.

But often the sound of the large vehicle will signal an approaching masculine chap and this will trigger the ladies to be curious about it. They will also want to see how well suited the driver of such a beast is to father their children, or in some cases if they already have.

Anyway, as the female of the species craves us butch truckers looking for that real man who will satisfy their fantasies and desires not to mention giving them a good seeing to up the wrong un, thats my theory.

Oh and the same goes for gays who I always get caught gawping at… :blush:

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WTF :open_mouth: pointless post of the month or what :unamused:

Women know EVERYTHING :wink:

Give 'em a smile and a wink, if they don’t like it they can look away, or you might just brighten up somebody’s miserable day :smiley:

Wear shades and just move your eyes. :smiley:

Check out Allan and Barbara Pease’s book “Why men don’t listen and women can’t read maps” - and all will be revealed!

dri-diddly-iver:
WTF :open_mouth: pointless post of the month or what :unamused:

Sorry, I didnt mean to cause offence. Im not sure if the gay community also have this phenomenon. I can only speak as a heterosexual.

cheekymonkey:
I know most lorry drivers pay attention to the road ahead at all times and dont get distracted by females on the pavement, but every time I glance across nonchalantly in their direction they always seem to catch me gawping...i mean glancing. They always seem to know when someone is looking at them, and you get caught looking. Ive even tried not to look at them any more, but its hard to change the habit of a lifetime.
How do they know?

I often wondered that

Dipper_Dave:
looking for that real man who will satisfy their fantasies and desires not to mention giving them a good seeing to up the wrong un

quality :laughing: :laughing:

Kin ell is it 1973 ■■?

buster4086:
Wear shades and just move your eyes. :smiley:

“Eagle eyes” action man like

wave and smile

dri-diddly-iver:
WTF :open_mouth: pointless post of the month or what :unamused:

you are the colour 9

■■■■ are there to get your attention dont care what they say, have a free glance then look away if you can before your cought am i right
but its hard to stop before they see isnt it

Cosmic:
The truth is, they want to be looked at.

+1

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