can us blokes complain about ■■■■■■ harresment,like women can 
,i was doing my checks the other day ,checking oil and the lesbian commes up and says she wants to BUM me 
,i thought id heard her wrong 
] ,so asked her what shed just said,i want to BUM you ,i was a bit rattled ill admit but tried to tell her she wasnt capable of doing that , and even if she was she wasnt getting near me,she says ive just bumed that pair ,pointing to two other drivers,that was enough for me ,i was in cab,doors locked and gone out yard like a rat up a drain.
im quite confident with women,but ive never met a lesbian as far as i know and ill admit shes got me rattled ,so can us blokes complain of ■■■■■■ harresment,is bum you a slang word lesbians use for a ■■■■■■ act other than what im thinking .
straight women i can deal with,but lesbian seem a zb nightmare to deal with
Of course you can complain of ■■■■■■ harassment.
I’ve no idea how long it would take you to live it down though (but I’m guessing years rather than days) 
Where where you, I’d love to be bummed by a lesbian 
Someone sent me a while ago,a video of a hermaphrodite that was better hung than me.
Careful out there!
never heard of a ■■■■■■■■ 
not the ratchet type lol
Are you sure it was a WOman 
Perhaps she’d had the operation,a Stapadicktome!
If your not sure what she means by it then why not tell her to bring it on? Tell her your a Tri-■■■■■■ - You’ll tri anything once, just call her bluff, get some nuts man!
I was a baw hair away from getting sacked for ■■■■■■ harassment, it was the world cup and there was a poster in either nuts or zoo of all these stunning burds with tops of the nations painted on them. No nips or bush was showing. The one women at our site puts in a formal complaint they asked who put it up i said me not thinking anything of it. Got took to disciplinary 
She was a right ■■■■ of a woman, gone now thank ■■■■!
ady1:
straight women i can deal with,but lesbian seem a zb nightmare to deal with
So, are you saying that you would be OK being bummed ( whatever that is ) by a straight woman but you draw the line at letting a lesbian do it to you ■■?
I decided against Googling this.
How do I explain Bumming and Lesbian in my search history?
I did live with a lesbian for a couple of years and we had some great chats , man to man
Lived beside a lesbian couple for years.
Ever so nice people.
Use to help them out with their car and garden.
When it was my 40th Birthday, they asked me what i wanted as a present
Thought a minute, and one of them said: “Go on than you can ask anything”
I said: " wanna watch"
Since than I have one of the top of the range Seiko’s, and still a feeling that I did miss something
They are no joke,I worked with a lesbian.(S)he swore like a trooper when it scratched itself you could hear it as well as see it.Not nice.
I herd the g spot is up blokes arses. U might like it mate
I worked with a lesbian once, lovely girl she was too. We both got seriously trashed at xmas dinner and she came back to ours with me and the missus - ding dong!!
Oh and there are guys who like to be ■■■■■ that way by being bummed by their missus - its not for me tho i hasten to add!!!
ady1:
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Was there a little camper van parked nearby with a short bloke sat in the passenger seat?
Why is it, that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s considered ■■■■■■ harrasment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, why is it £1.50 a min?