Women/burds/girls/clunge

Whatever!! They are ■■■■■■■ mystery. Why does everything need to be a game? Do they actually think you can read their ■■■■■■■ minds?

What ZB minds?

merc0447:
Do they actually think you can read their [zb] minds?

Yes.

I hope this helps.

Whenever there is conflict with women, be it a simple disagreement or a full blown argument, my tactic is always the same …

Tell them very calmly, and in the softest voice you can muster whilst looking as upset and serious as you possibly can, that you don’t think it’s working out between you and explain the various annoying behavioural traits that she displays. This has to be done face to face, text messages or voice calls will not do the job, and will only be effective if you are calm and controlled and ignore all her attempts to turn the conversation into an argument.

One of two things will then happen, she will either come crawling back and begin what can only be described as a terribly distasteful display of brown-nosing, and eventually after enough situations like this she will learn to behave herself … Or she’ll walk away and you’ll never hear from her again, in which case she wasn’t worth the hassle in the first place.

There is nothing they hate more than someone playing them at their own game, their little menstrual scheduled minds can’t cope with the concept of someone being able to see what their war-plan is, and their only natural reaction is to exhibit sympathy if they actually care, or a rigid state of disinterest if they don’t care.

bonnie lass:
The ‘boot’ could be on the other foot

Highly unlikely, as generally women are far too caught up in their own emotional insecurity to pro-actively engage in those sort of tactics.

No, the force is weak in that one. :smiling_imp:

Gogan:

bonnie lass:
The ‘boot’ could be on the other foot

Highly unlikely, as generally women are far too caught up in their own emotional insecurity to pro-actively engage in those sort of tactics.

No, the force is weak in that one. :smiling_imp:

I hope you are not classing ‘all women’ the same!! & yes what you suggest does match up with ‘some’ men too :unamused:

bonnie lass:
I hope you are not classing ‘all women’ the same!! & yes what you suggest does match up with ‘some’ men too :unamused:

Not at all, hence my use of the word ‘generally’ as opposed to ‘always’.

You are however doing a wonderful job of proving my point for me. :wink:

Try again :slight_smile:

bonnie lass:
Try again :slight_smile:

No need, mission accomplished already … :smiling_imp:

You have just proved my piont , :slight_smile:)

bonnie lass:
You have just proved my piont , :slight_smile:)

That I class all women as the same? :confused:

I’m not entirely sure how you’ve deduced that from what I have said, but in the interests of not wasting my time I won’t argue. :unamused:

My girlfriend complained to police that I have been acting like a stalker.

Well she is not really my girlfriend, not yet! :stuck_out_tongue:


My wife went missing nearly a week ago.

Today the police came and told me to prepare for the worse.

So I have been to the charity shop and got her clothes back.


A lady wearing glasses asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over while waiting for the cash machine.